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        <content type="html" xml:base="https://acegayhart.com/2026/10/02/built-not-found/"><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://acegayhart.com/assets/posts/2026-10-02-built-not-found/jacob-licht-8nA_iHrxHIo-unsplash.jpg" alt="Built, Not Found" /></p><p>Yesterday, Digi announced it plans to acquire <a href="https://www.digi.com/company/press-releases/2026/digi-to-acquire-disruptive-technologies">Disruptive Technologies</a>. It is the second time in a little over a year that SmartSense has grown this way, and the first time I have watched it happen knowing what the last one did to my job.</p>

<p>The last one was <a href="https://www.digi.com/company/press-releases/2025/digi-acquires-jolt-to-accelerate-arr-growth">Jolt</a>, in August 2025. I have been at SmartSense for almost five years, and Jolt changed more of my work than anything before it. Team members shuffled. People picked up new responsibilities. We got a new director, who came from Jolt. And I moved into a manager position. All of it happened while two companies were still learning each other’s names.</p>

<p>Shortly after the deal closed, I drove to Boston for a meet and greet with the Jolt team. I expected a day of introductions and polite small talk. In less than a day, we were off planning and building together, and sharing meals and a few laughs in between. We felt like a team from day one.</p>

<p>Looking back, I do not think that was luck. The teams did a lot of work to find a good fit, and it kept going long after Boston. We did not merge codebases. Instead, we looked at how they had built some of their apps and how we had built ours, and kept the best of both. That kind of learning only happens when both sides assume the other one knows something they do not.</p>

<p>That work is a big part of what is driving <a href="https://www.smartsense.co/press/smartsense-one">SmartSense ONE</a>, the platform we are still building on top of both products. It started with two groups of people deciding to learn from each other.</p>

<p>It also changed how I read the news this week. A year ago, I would have seen an acquisition announcement and thought mostly about the disruption. I have lived through that part now, and it came with a new role. This time I am anticipating it, and wondering how we will stretch and grow. I do not know yet what the Disruptive Technologies team will teach us. I do know the fit will not be something we find. It will be something both teams build.</p>

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      <title type="html">Twenty-Five Years and One Pinched Seagull</title>
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        <content type="html" xml:base="https://acegayhart.com/2026/09/19/twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/"><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://acegayhart.com/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6580.jpg" alt="Twenty-Five Years and One Pinched Seagull" /></p><p>Rachel and I will have been married twenty-five years this November. November in Ohio is not beach weather, so Rachel asked to celebrate in a warmer part of the year. A family member has a beach house on Oak Island, North Carolina, and we turned that into a week-long road trip with a night in West Virginia at each end.</p>

<p>The first surprise came on I-77 south of Dover, when a semi appeared to be driving straight at us in our lane. It was being towed backward. Rachel took its picture anyway.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6446.jpg" title="Welcome to Towpath Service Plaza window sign at Milepost 170.1 eastbound on the Ohio Turnpike in Broadview Heights, next to an Ohio, The Heart of It All banner">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6446.jpg" alt="Welcome to Towpath Service Plaza window sign at Milepost 170.1 eastbound on the Ohio Turnpike in Broadview Heights, next to an Ohio, The Heart of It All banner" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6448.jpg" title="View through the windshield of a semi truck that looked like it was driving the wrong way at us on I-77, until we realized it was being towed backward">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6448.jpg" alt="View through the windshield of a semi truck that looked like it was driving the wrong way at us on I-77, until we realized it was being towed backward" />
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<p>Our first real stop was Salt Fork State Park, because Salt Fork takes Bigfoot seriously. There is a life-size one inside the visitor center and a crouching statue outside. Rachel posed with both. The lake beach was mostly a construction zone, but the walk out to it had pumpkin vines and a butterfly the size of a card table. Lunch was at the Cracker Barrel in Cambridge, which turned out to be the first of two.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4539.jpg" title="Rachel pointing up at a life-size Bigfoot figure inside the Salt Fork State Park visitor center">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4539.jpg" alt="Rachel pointing up at a life-size Bigfoot figure inside the Salt Fork State Park visitor center" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4540.jpg" title="Life-size shaggy brown Bigfoot figure standing among tree stumps inside the Salt Fork State Park visitor center">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4540.jpg" alt="Life-size shaggy brown Bigfoot figure standing among tree stumps inside the Salt Fork State Park visitor center" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4542.jpg" title="Rachel holding a pink leopard-print umbrella next to a crouching bronze-colored Bigfoot statue outside the Salt Fork visitor center">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4542.jpg" alt="Rachel holding a pink leopard-print umbrella next to a crouching bronze-colored Bigfoot statue outside the Salt Fork visitor center" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4543.jpg" title="Crouching Bigfoot statue on a concrete path with trees and a meadow behind it at Salt Fork State Park">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4543.jpg" alt="Crouching Bigfoot statue on a concrete path with trees and a meadow behind it at Salt Fork State Park" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4544.jpg" alt="Back view of the crouching Bigfoot statue on a sunny path at Salt Fork State Park" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6456.jpg" title="Me walking down a curved concrete path past a sprawling pumpkin vine and black-eyed Susans at Salt Fork State Park">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6456.jpg" alt="Me walking down a curved concrete path past a sprawling pumpkin vine and black-eyed Susans at Salt Fork State Park" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4545.jpg" title="Large yellow and black tiger swallowtail butterfly cutout mounted on wooden posts beside a path at Salt Fork State Park">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4545.jpg" alt="Large yellow and black tiger swallowtail butterfly cutout mounted on wooden posts beside a path at Salt Fork State Park" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4546.jpg" alt="Ohio State Parks Pollinator Habitat sign with a monarch butterfly on a green lawn" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6452.jpg" title="Wide sandy beach at Salt Fork Lake with a small wooded point under a blue sky with puffy clouds">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6452.jpg" alt="Wide sandy beach at Salt Fork Lake with a small wooded point under a blue sky with puffy clouds" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6453.jpg" alt="Groomed sandy beach at Salt Fork Lake with a fenced construction area and wooded hills beyond" />
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<p>We crossed the Ohio River at Marietta under a Welcome to West Virginia sign and stopped at the welcome center, which has a bronze statue of a highway flagger. Somewhere past Charleston, the Turnpike travel plaza sold us a pint of pumpkin butter. We picked hotels in West Virginia for one reason: they had a pool. The Holiday Inn &amp; Suites in Beckley came through, along with a Bigfoot pedestrian crossing sign nearby. Two Bigfoots in one day.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6458.jpg" title="Green steel truss bridge over the Ohio River with a Welcome to West Virginia, Wild and Wonderful sign hanging from the top">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6458.jpg" alt="Green steel truss bridge over the Ohio River with a Welcome to West Virginia, Wild and Wonderful sign hanging from the top" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6459.jpg" alt="Blurry windshield view of a blue Welcome to West Virginia sign at a roundabout just past the Ohio River" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4547.jpg" title="Bronze statue of a highway flagger in a hard hat holding a stop sign, on an engraved pedestal at the West Virginia Welcome Center in Williamstown">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4547.jpg" alt="Bronze statue of a highway flagger in a hard hat holding a stop sign, on an engraved pedestal at the West Virginia Welcome Center in Williamstown" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6461.jpg" title="Huge American flag on a tall pole beside I-77 near the Ripley exit with an RV lot behind it">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6461.jpg" alt="Huge American flag on a tall pole beside I-77 near the Ripley exit with an RV lot behind it" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6462.jpg" title="Huge American flag flying above a row of RVs at a dealership off I-77 in Ripley, West Virginia">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6462.jpg" alt="Huge American flag flying above a row of RVs at a dealership off I-77 in Ripley, West Virginia" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6463.jpg" alt="Gold dome of the West Virginia State Capitol rising above the highway as we drove through Charleston" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6468.jpg" title="Slow Pedestrian Crossing sign with a Bigfoot silhouette in the crosswalk at a stop in Beckley">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6468.jpg" alt="Slow Pedestrian Crossing sign with a Bigfoot silhouette in the crosswalk at a stop in Beckley" />
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<p>The next morning we spent a while at Tamarack Marketplace in Beckley, a showcase for West Virginia art and craft with a roofline that looks like a row of paper party hats. Outside there is an Almost Heaven swing, so of course we sat in it. The art walk included a steel tree called Bentwood, priced at $22,000. We left it there. Rachel did get a pressed penny, which is the real reason we stop anywhere.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4559.jpg" title="Wooden Almost Heaven porch swing with a West Virginia shaped seat back in front of the red peaked roofs of Tamarack Marketplace">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4559.jpg" alt="Wooden Almost Heaven porch swing with a West Virginia shaped seat back in front of the red peaked roofs of Tamarack Marketplace" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6477.jpg" alt="Tamarack Marketplace&#39;s row of tall white and red peaked roofs above a green lawn under a blue sky" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4557.jpg" title="Rust-colored steel tree sculpture called Bentwood by Nik Botkin on a round base outside Tamarack Marketplace in Beckley">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4557.jpg" alt="Rust-colored steel tree sculpture called Bentwood by Nik Botkin on a round base outside Tamarack Marketplace in Beckley" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4558.jpg" title="Sign for Nik Botkin&#39;s steel sculpture Bentwood at Tamarack Marketplace, priced at $22,000">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4558.jpg" alt="Sign for Nik Botkin&#39;s steel sculpture Bentwood at Tamarack Marketplace, priced at $22,000" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4570.jpg" title="Metal sculpture Fiddlehead Ferns by Mike Sizemore with swirled blown-glass tops on the art walk at Tamarack Marketplace">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4570.jpg" alt="Metal sculpture Fiddlehead Ferns by Mike Sizemore with swirled blown-glass tops on the art walk at Tamarack Marketplace" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6472.jpg" title="Miniature wooden Almost Heaven swing with a West Virginia cutout on display in the Tamarack gift shop">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6472.jpg" alt="Miniature wooden Almost Heaven swing with a West Virginia cutout on display in the Tamarack gift shop" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6473.jpg" alt="Pressed penny machine at Tamarack showing its Beckley, West Virginia and Tamarack penny designs behind the gears" />
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<p>The West Virginia tourist center in Princeton had a shop where we bought a fused-glass Christmas tree ornament. Then came the East River Mountain Tunnel, Virginia’s welcome center with its giant LOVE letters, and the Big Walker Mountain Tunnel.</p>

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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6479.jpg" alt="Windshield view of the West Virginia Turnpike curving between green mountains under dramatic clouds" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6480.jpg" alt="Wooden shelves of handmade West Virginia pottery and a cherry West Virginia cutting board at the Princeton tourist information center" />
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<p>I-77 drops off the Blue Ridge at Fancy Gap, and the view opens up all at once. At the North Carolina visitor center near Randleman, a Richard Petty No. 43 panel hangs under a sign that says Yes, It’s Real!, so Rachel pointed at it for proof. After Subway in Lumberton and a long run down Green Swamp Road, we reached Oak Island around seven and had The Pepperoni Grill delivered.</p>

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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4575.jpg" alt="Rachel pointing at an autographed No. 43 race car panel under a Yes, It&#39;s Real! sign at a North Carolina visitor center near Randleman" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6492.jpg" title="Richard Petty&#39;s black cowboy hat with a feathered band in a glass case above a Petty Museum brochure at a North Carolina visitor center">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6492.jpg" alt="Richard Petty&#39;s black cowboy hat with a feathered band in a glass case above a Petty Museum brochure at a North Carolina visitor center" />
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<p>The beach house week settled into a rhythm fast. Breakfast at Eggs Up Grill in Southport (twice). Walmart runs for supplies. Dinner delivered each night, from places like Bar-B-Que House, Southport Smoke House, and Burrito Shak. We also found a Hobby Lobby in Southport that felt twice the size of ours at home. It is a newer 52,000-square-foot store, so we were not imagining it. A surf shop with a giant octopus on the porch and a marsh walkway on Oak Island rounded out the first couple of days.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6503.jpg" title="Beach Life surf shop on Oak Island Drive with a giant octopus climbing its porch, seen through the car window">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6503.jpg" alt="Beach Life surf shop on Oak Island Drive with a giant octopus climbing its porch, seen through the car window" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6531.jpg" title="Tidal creek winding through green marsh grass toward a small dock with the Oak Island water tower in the distance">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6531.jpg" alt="Tidal creek winding through green marsh grass toward a small dock with the Oak Island water tower in the distance" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6532.jpg" title="Me standing at the end of a wooden dock beside a marsh creek on Oak Island, water bottle in hand">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6532.jpg" alt="Me standing at the end of a wooden dock beside a marsh creek on Oak Island, water bottle in hand" />
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<p>One day was for South Carolina, mostly so we could check another state off our list. We made it official around the Tanger Outlets in Myrtle Beach: the Beef Jerky Experience, the Candy Barrel, and a LEGO resale shop called Bricks &amp; Minifigs, where we looked at everything and bought nothing. The Welcome to North Carolina sign on the way back was more of a welcome back. Lunch was at Duffer’s Bar &amp; Grill.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6522.jpg" title="Bags of beef jerky in flavors like Honey BBQ, Nashville Hot, and Bourbon above a Welcome to the Beef Jerky Experience sign at Tanger 501 Outlets in Myrtle Beach">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6522.jpg" alt="Bags of beef jerky in flavors like Honey BBQ, Nashville Hot, and Bourbon above a Welcome to the Beef Jerky Experience sign at Tanger 501 Outlets in Myrtle Beach" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6529.jpg" title="Duffer&#39;s Bar &amp; Grill sign on a white stucco tower with a green lamppost in front">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6529.jpg" alt="Duffer&#39;s Bar &amp; Grill sign on a white stucco tower with a green lamppost in front" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6524.jpg" title="Windshield view of a Welcome to North Carolina sign on a two-lane road lined with pines under stormy clouds, heading back from South Carolina">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6524.jpg" alt="Windshield view of a Welcome to North Carolina sign on a two-lane road lined with pines under stormy clouds, heading back from South Carolina" />
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<p>For the Oak Island Lighthouse, we wore matching shirts that read “America Turns 250, Our Love Turns 25, 1776-2001-2026.” It seemed like the right place for them. The lighthouse is a plain concrete tower in three bands of color, and it was closed, so there was no climb. We settled for selfies at the base, a Happy Birthday America banner about North Carolina’s lighthouses, and prickly pear cactus growing in the dunes, which I did not expect on a North Carolina beach. A gazebo in the dunes flew a flag that said “Pro American, Anti-Trump.” It was one of the few political messages we saw all week, and one we both agree with.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6555.jpg" title="Selfie of Rachel and me in matching America Turns 250, Our Love Turns 25, 1776-2001-2026 shirts beside the Oak Island Lighthouse, Established 1958 sign">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6555.jpg" alt="Selfie of Rachel and me in matching America Turns 250, Our Love Turns 25, 1776-2001-2026 shirts beside the Oak Island Lighthouse, Established 1958 sign" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6554.jpg" title="Selfie of Rachel and me in sunglasses at the base of the Oak Island Lighthouse, the tower soaring into a gray sky behind us">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6554.jpg" alt="Selfie of Rachel and me in sunglasses at the base of the Oak Island Lighthouse, the tower soaring into a gray sky behind us" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6542.jpg" title="Oak Island Lighthouse, a tall concrete tower with black, white, and gray bands, rising above shrubby sand dunes under stormy clouds">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6542.jpg" alt="Oak Island Lighthouse, a tall concrete tower with black, white, and gray bands, rising above shrubby sand dunes under stormy clouds" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4585.jpg" title="Visitors on the dune boardwalk looking up at the Oak Island Lighthouse, with the red-roofed Coast Guard station behind">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4585.jpg" alt="Visitors on the dune boardwalk looking up at the Oak Island Lighthouse, with the red-roofed Coast Guard station behind" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6550.jpg" title="Oak Island Lighthouse and the red-roofed Coast Guard station across the road from the dunes">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6550.jpg" alt="Oak Island Lighthouse and the red-roofed Coast Guard station across the road from the dunes" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6541.jpg" title="Me reading an interpretive sign on the boardwalk over the dunes at Caswell Beach under a heavy gray sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6541.jpg" alt="Me reading an interpretive sign on the boardwalk over the dunes at Caswell Beach under a heavy gray sky" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6544.jpg" title="Friends of Oak Island Lighthouse interpretive sign about Caswell Beach&#39;s maritime forest with photos of a painted bunting and a toad">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6544.jpg" alt="Friends of Oak Island Lighthouse interpretive sign about Caswell Beach&#39;s maritime forest with photos of a painted bunting and a toad" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6553.jpg" title="Blue carved Oak Island Lighthouse, Caswell Beach N.C. sign on wooden posts among the dune shrubs">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6553.jpg" alt="Blue carved Oak Island Lighthouse, Caswell Beach N.C. sign on wooden posts among the dune shrubs" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6546.jpg" title="Prickly pear cactus growing in the dune shrubs at the base of the Oak Island Lighthouse">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6546.jpg" alt="Prickly pear cactus growing in the dune shrubs at the base of the Oak Island Lighthouse" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6551.jpg" title="Small prickly pear cactus among low shrubs and white sand on the Caswell Beach dunes">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6551.jpg" alt="Small prickly pear cactus among low shrubs and white sand on the Caswell Beach dunes" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6557.jpg" title="Me walking up the wooden path toward the base of the Oak Island Lighthouse under a dark, cloudy sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6557.jpg" alt="Me walking up the wooden path toward the base of the Oak Island Lighthouse under a dark, cloudy sky" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6559.jpg" title="Looking straight up the concrete Oak Island Lighthouse from its door, with a list of donors on the entrance">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6559.jpg" alt="Looking straight up the concrete Oak Island Lighthouse from its door, with a list of donors on the entrance" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4588.jpg" title="Happy Birthday America banner explaining North Carolina&#39;s lighthouse passport for America&#39;s 250th, with silhouettes of the state&#39;s lighthouses">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4588.jpg" alt="Happy Birthday America banner explaining North Carolina&#39;s lighthouse passport for America&#39;s 250th, with silhouettes of the state&#39;s lighthouses" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6548.jpg" title="White gazebo in the Caswell Beach dunes flying a Pro American, Anti-Trump flag, with a yellow surfboard leaning nearby under a dark sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6548.jpg" alt="White gazebo in the Caswell Beach dunes flying a Pro American, Anti-Trump flag, with a yellow surfboard leaning nearby under a dark sky" />
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<p>The beach below the lighthouse was dotted with taped-off sea turtle nests. Later that day, a sign on a pier explained what to do if you hook a sea turtle.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6560.jpg" title="Wide empty beach at Caswell Beach under gray clouds with a long green fence and staked sea turtle nest markers near the dunes">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6560.jpg" alt="Wide empty beach at Caswell Beach under gray clouds with a long green fence and staked sea turtle nest markers near the dunes" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6561.jpg" title="Sea turtle nest roped off with yellow tape and stakes on Caswell Beach, with sea oats on the dune beside it">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6561.jpg" alt="Sea turtle nest roped off with yellow tape and stakes on Caswell Beach, with sea oats on the dune beside it" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4593.jpg" title="Catch a Sea Turtle? sign on the pier railing with the NC Sea Turtle Stranding Hotline number and steps for helping a hooked turtle">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4593.jpg" alt="Catch a Sea Turtle? sign on the pier railing with the NC Sea Turtle Stranding Hotline number and steps for helping a hooked turtle" />
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<p>The same afternoon we drove down to Holden Beach for The Beach Mart, whose sign reads “Happy as a Seagull with a French Fry! I Must Be at The Beach Mart.” It had a penny machine, so Rachel was happy too. Pelicans flew in formation over the Holden Beach pier while we took a windblown selfie underneath it.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4590.jpg" title="Rachel pointing at a Happy as a Seagull with a French Fry! I Must Be at The Beach Mart, Holden Beach, NC sign">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4590.jpg" alt="Rachel pointing at a Happy as a Seagull with a French Fry! I Must Be at The Beach Mart, Holden Beach, NC sign" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6576.jpg" title="The Beach Mart, The Store with More, a yellow and blue general store on Holden Beach under dark clouds, seen from its parking lot">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6576.jpg" alt="The Beach Mart, The Store with More, a yellow and blue general store on Holden Beach under dark clouds, seen from its parking lot" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6565.jpg" title="Pressed penny souvenir machine at The Beach Mart with a sailboat-at-sunset penny design and a border of flattened pennies">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6565.jpg" alt="Pressed penny souvenir machine at The Beach Mart with a sailboat-at-sunset penny design and a border of flattened pennies" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6567.jpg" title="Looking along the weathered wooden Holden Beach fishing pier as waves roll in under a gray, heavy sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6567.jpg" alt="Looking along the weathered wooden Holden Beach fishing pier as waves roll in under a gray, heavy sky" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6569.jpg" title="Selfie of Rachel and me under the Holden Beach pier, my shirt reading America Turns 250, Our Love Turns 25, 1776-2001-2026">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6569.jpg" alt="Selfie of Rachel and me under the Holden Beach pier, my shirt reading America Turns 250, Our Love Turns 25, 1776-2001-2026" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6571.jpg" title="Brown pelicans gliding in a line above the Holden Beach pier walkway and sea oats under stormy clouds">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6571.jpg" alt="Brown pelicans gliding in a line above the Holden Beach pier walkway and sea oats under stormy clouds" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6570.jpg" title="Three brown pelicans flying in formation beneath dark storm clouds over the beach">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6570.jpg" alt="Three brown pelicans flying in formation beneath dark storm clouds over the beach" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6574.jpg" title="Silhouette of a brown pelican soaring overhead with wings spread wide against gray clouds">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6574.jpg" alt="Silhouette of a brown pelican soaring overhead with wings spread wide against gray clouds" />
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<p>That evening we paid to walk the Ocean Crest Pier on Oak Island. Rachel went partway out, playing Pokémon GO, and decided that was far enough. I walked to the end and back. The sky was dark and dramatic, dozens of pelicans flew past in long lines, and a willet and a sandpiper worked the edge of the surf. The warm weather Rachel asked for came with a lot of clouds, but they made for better pictures.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6578.jpg" title="Sandy beach access path lined with rope and sea oats leading to the ocean under stormy clouds on Oak Island">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6578.jpg" alt="Sandy beach access path lined with rope and sea oats leading to the ocean under stormy clouds on Oak Island" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6580.jpg" title="Ocean Crest Fishing Pier stretching into choppy gray water from a wide Oak Island beach under dark clouds">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6580.jpg" alt="Ocean Crest Fishing Pier stretching into choppy gray water from a wide Oak Island beach under dark clouds" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4591.jpg" title="Weathered wooden deck of the Ocean Crest Pier with a picnic table and an American flag under dramatic clouds">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4591.jpg" alt="Weathered wooden deck of the Ocean Crest Pier with a picnic table and an American flag under dramatic clouds" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6581.jpg" title="View from Ocean Crest Pier back toward Oak Island&#39;s beach houses and water tower as waves break under storm clouds">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6581.jpg" alt="View from Ocean Crest Pier back toward Oak Island&#39;s beach houses and water tower as waves break under storm clouds" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4592.jpg" title="Green-gray Atlantic stretching to the horizon from the end of the Ocean Crest Pier">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4592.jpg" alt="Green-gray Atlantic stretching to the horizon from the end of the Ocean Crest Pier" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6585.jpg" title="Waves rolling onto the Oak Island beach seen past the weathered pier railing at dusk">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6585.jpg" alt="Waves rolling onto the Oak Island beach seen past the weathered pier railing at dusk" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6587.jpg" title="Dozens of pelicans flying in long lines over the Oak Island beach houses under dark clouds">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6587.jpg" alt="Dozens of pelicans flying in long lines over the Oak Island beach houses under dark clouds" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6589.jpg" title="A willet and a tiny sandpiper standing in the shallow foam as waves wash up the Oak Island beach">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6589.jpg" alt="A willet and a tiny sandpiper standing in the shallow foam as waves wash up the Oak Island beach" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6582.jpg" title="Pokémon GO screenshot of Rachel&#39;s avatar partway out the Ocean Crest Pier over dark water, as far out as she dared to go">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6582.jpg" alt="Pokémon GO screenshot of Rachel&#39;s avatar partway out the Ocean Crest Pier over dark water, as far out as she dared to go" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6591.jpg" title="Selfie of Rachel and me on the beach with the waves and Ocean Crest Pier behind us, my shirt reading Our Love Turns 25">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6591.jpg" alt="Selfie of Rachel and me on the beach with the waves and Ocean Crest Pier behind us, my shirt reading Our Love Turns 25" />
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<p>On Thursday we drove up through Wilmington to Fort Fisher State Historic Site, where the Civil War earthworks are still there as a row of grass-covered mounds. There is a reproduction cannon named Loud Paul with its own fundraising thermometer. The Friends of Fort Fisher shop sold Rachel a book for her pressed pennies.</p>

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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6599.jpg" alt="Grass-covered earthen mounds of Fort Fisher&#39;s Civil War land face behind a wire fence under a gray sky" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6600.jpg" alt="Row of grassy Fort Fisher earthworks with a wind-bent live oak on the right" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6604.jpg" title="Reconstructed wooden palisade fence running toward the grassy earthworks at Fort Fisher">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6604.jpg" alt="Reconstructed wooden palisade fence running toward the grassy earthworks at Fort Fisher" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6603.jpg" title="Reproduction cannon known as Loud Paul on a pivoting carriage at Fort Fisher, beside a Save Loud Paul fundraising thermometer sign">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6603.jpg" alt="Reproduction cannon known as Loud Paul on a pivoting carriage at Fort Fisher, beside a Save Loud Paul fundraising thermometer sign" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_6602.jpg" title="Wooden boardwalk skirting a wide salt marsh along the Cape Fear River under live oak branches at Fort Fisher">
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<p>Back on the beach that evening, I spent several tries lining up a picture of Rachel pinching a seagull. The first one missed. The second one worked.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-09-19-twenty-five-years-and-one-pinched-seagull/img_4596.jpg" title="Forced-perspective shot of Rachel pinching a distant seagull between her thumb and finger as waves wash in on Oak Island">
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<p>We headed home Friday. Rachel spotted that Andre the Giant’s historical marker was near Ellerbe. We stopped at a rest area that was a surprising distance from the freeway and was the only rest area all trip with posted operating hours. The sign at the Pilot Mountain overlook had a doodle on it that looked a lot like the Mothman. After Bigfoot twice, a third cryptid felt right. We stayed in Beckley again, at a Microtel chosen, again, for the pool.</p>

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<p>On the last day we drove over Charleston’s blue and gold bridges, and Rachel looked up why they are painted that way. We had lunch at the Cracker Barrel in Mineral Wells, bookending the trip with Cracker Barrels. Near Canton, the power lines are held up by structures shaped like football goal posts, which is about as Canton as it gets.</p>

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<p>We came home with jerky, candy, pumpkin butter, a book of pressed pennies, and two Christmas ornaments that will remind us of this trip every December. Twenty-five years is a long time. I would take another twenty-five if they look like this.</p>

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      <title type="html">Fifty, Pixar, and Cheese</title>
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        <content type="html" xml:base="https://acegayhart.com/2026/05/14/fifty-pixar-and-cheese/"><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://acegayhart.com/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4047.jpg" alt="Fifty, Pixar, and Cheese" /></p><p>At fifty, I had earned at least one trip whose itinerary was “look at things I think are cool.” For my birthday, Rachel and I planned a few days at <a href="https://cosi.org/">COSI</a>. Last June we went down for the <a href="/2025/06/05/trip-to-cosi/">Star Wars exhibit</a>; this time the draw was <a href="https://cosi.org/pixar/">The Science Behind Pixar</a>.</p>

<p>We drove down on Monday afternoon. We stopped at a travel center along I-71, partly for the bathroom and partly so Rachel could check the pressed-penny machine.</p>

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<p>The room at <a href="https://thejuntohotel.com/">The Junto</a> had the same view of downtown that we remembered from last summer.</p>

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<p>I went to bed Monday night not thinking much of anything. While I slept, Rachel turned the room into a Bluey-themed birthday surprise.</p>

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<p>Tuesday morning, before breakfast, I unwrapped a small mountain of presents. Most of them were Bluey-adjacent. My family knows my weaknesses.</p>

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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3898.jpg" alt="A plush Bluey-eared headband resting on the hotel room table, ready for next week&#39;s virtual meetings" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3899.jpg" title="A hot dog birthday card filled with hot dog puns plus Rachel&#39;s additions (&#39;Olive You!&#39;, &#39;Lettuce Celebrate!&#39;, &#39;Romaine Calm!&#39;) beside a Bluey &#39;It&#39;s Your Birthday!&#39; card">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3899.jpg" alt="A hot dog birthday card filled with hot dog puns plus Rachel&#39;s additions (&#39;Olive You!&#39;, &#39;Lettuce Celebrate!&#39;, &#39;Romaine Calm!&#39;) beside a Bluey &#39;It&#39;s Your Birthday!&#39; card" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3900.jpg" alt="A blue patchwork Bluey-themed Christmas vest with ornaments, candy canes, and stockings, ready for the Christmas Ugly Sweater party (not that I think it&#39;s ugly)" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3902.jpg" alt="A black t-shirt featuring the Bluey unicorn-cat character with the slogan Annnnd Why Should I Care?, another shirt destined for virtual meetings" />
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<p>After breakfast we walked across the river to COSI. New since our last visit: a <a href="https://www.nasa.gov/learning-resources/nasa-stem-artemis-moon-trees/">Moon Tree</a>, a sweetgum sapling grown from seeds that flew on Artemis I, planted on the lawn last May.</p>

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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3905.jpg" alt="The Science Spectrum sculpture, a geometric tower of mirrored cubes glinting against blue sky and trees on the COSI lawn" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3906.jpg" alt="An &#39;Exploration Takes Root&#39; sign about a Moon Tree sweetgum sapling planted at COSI on May 3, 2025" />
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<p>The Pixar exhibit opens with a five-minute theater piece narrated by Mr. Ray (Finding Nemo) and Roz (Monsters, Inc.), with cameos from Russell and Carl on the seat-courtesy slide. Roz closes by reminding everyone that she’ll miss each and every one of us.</p>

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<p>Inside, the exhibit is built around life-sized character figures (Buzz Lightyear, Sulley and Mike, Wall-E), each anchoring a station that explains a piece of how a Pixar film actually gets made.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3926.jpg" title="A close-up of the Mike Wazowski figure holding books on the Rigging stage with a Please Don&#39;t Touch sign -- no human contamination!">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3926.jpg" alt="A close-up of the Mike Wazowski figure holding books on the Rigging stage with a Please Don&#39;t Touch sign -- no human contamination!" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3927.jpg" title="Rachel in a purple t-shirt waves while posing with the Sulley and Mike figures at the Rigging exhibit">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3927.jpg" alt="Rachel in a purple t-shirt waves while posing with the Sulley and Mike figures at the Rigging exhibit" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3928.jpg" title="A glass display case showing white sculpted maquettes of various Pixar characters used in the modeling process">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3928.jpg" alt="A glass display case showing white sculpted maquettes of various Pixar characters used in the modeling process" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3929.jpg" title="A wireframe Sulley animation displayed on a vertical screen next to the Rigging chalkboard exhibit">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3929.jpg" alt="A wireframe Sulley animation displayed on a vertical screen next to the Rigging chalkboard exhibit" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3930.jpg" title="A large concept-art sketch of Buzz Lightyear and Woody on display in an open exhibit hall">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3930.jpg" alt="A large concept-art sketch of Buzz Lightyear and Woody on display in an open exhibit hall" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3931.jpg" title="The Face Rigging Workstation featuring images of Jessie from Toy Story and a touchscreen rig with adjustment sliders">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3931.jpg" alt="The Face Rigging Workstation featuring images of Jessie from Toy Story and a touchscreen rig with adjustment sliders" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3932.jpg" title="A Pixar&#39;s Rigging Challenge interactive screen displaying a Sulley model alongside a Wall-E backdrop">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3932.jpg" alt="A Pixar&#39;s Rigging Challenge interactive screen displaying a Sulley model alongside a Wall-E backdrop" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>The hands-on stations were the best part. Wrap fabric around a Wall-E shape to see how Surfaces work. Light a Ratatouille kitchen and balance image quality against render time. There is, somewhere, a kid who will become a TD because they pushed those sliders.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3933.jpg" title="A large image of Wall-E reaching toward sparkling space dust in a darkened exhibit corner">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3933.jpg" alt="A large image of Wall-E reaching toward sparkling space dust in a darkened exhibit corner" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3934.jpg" title="A Camera Basics display showing Wall-E in a junkyard scene used to teach focus and framing">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3934.jpg" alt="A Camera Basics display showing Wall-E in a junkyard scene used to teach focus and framing" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3936.jpg" title="A life-sized Wall-E figure with treads and binocular eyes set against his cluttered junkyard backdrop">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3936.jpg" alt="A life-sized Wall-E figure with treads and binocular eyes set against his cluttered junkyard backdrop" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3937.jpg" title="The Set Layout Workstation featuring an image of Mike Wazowski in a Monsters University dorm room scene">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3937.jpg" alt="The Set Layout Workstation featuring an image of Mike Wazowski in a Monsters University dorm room scene" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3938.jpg" title="A Behind the Scenes on Toy Story 3 display featuring a large Lotso bear image and a brown sculpted bear maquette">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3938.jpg" alt="A Behind the Scenes on Toy Story 3 display featuring a large Lotso bear image and a brown sculpted bear maquette" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3939.jpg" title="A Build a Robot interactive table with magnetic robot parts beside a Wall-E themed signage panel">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3939.jpg" alt="A Build a Robot interactive table with magnetic robot parts beside a Wall-E themed signage panel" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3940.jpg" title="A large mural of Hamm the piggy bank flying as a blimp over a desert canyon landscape from Toy Story">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3940.jpg" alt="A large mural of Hamm the piggy bank flying as a blimp over a desert canyon landscape from Toy Story" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3941.jpg" title="Pixar exhibit Extruded Shapes display showing Linguini from Ratatouille with diagrams illustrating 3D extrusion modeling">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3941.jpg" alt="Pixar exhibit Extruded Shapes display showing Linguini from Ratatouille with diagrams illustrating 3D extrusion modeling" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3943.jpg" title="Pixar Cars exhibit display showing the Dinoco logo and a red 51 race car hood in Ramone&#39;s virtual paint booth">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3943.jpg" alt="Pixar Cars exhibit display showing the Dinoco logo and a red 51 race car hood in Ramone&#39;s virtual paint booth" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3944.jpg" title="Interactive touchscreen kiosk for exploring car-hood surface appearance in Ramone&#39;s garage from the Cars film">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3944.jpg" alt="Interactive touchscreen kiosk for exploring car-hood surface appearance in Ramone&#39;s garage from the Cars film" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3945.jpg" title="Wall display of dozens of colorful Cars-style stock car designs next to a Working at Pixar video kiosk in the Surfaces section">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3945.jpg" alt="Wall display of dozens of colorful Cars-style stock car designs next to a Working at Pixar video kiosk in the Surfaces section" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3946.jpg" title="Rachel at a hands-on station wrapping textured fabrics around a Wall-E shaped model">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3946.jpg" alt="Rachel at a hands-on station wrapping textured fabrics around a Wall-E shaped model" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3947.jpg" title="Pixar exhibit Wrap It Up station featuring a large Wall-E image holding a Rubik&#39;s cube next to fabric sample materials">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3947.jpg" alt="Pixar exhibit Wrap It Up station featuring a large Wall-E image holding a Rubik&#39;s cube next to fabric sample materials" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3948.jpg" title="Animation and Sets and Cameras exhibit area with a sculpted tree on a rocky base and surrounding interactive workstations">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3948.jpg" alt="Animation and Sets and Cameras exhibit area with a sculpted tree on a rocky base and surrounding interactive workstations" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3949.jpg" title="Behind the Scenes on Cars 2 display panel showing Finn McMissile with a virtual paint kiosk in a darkened gallery">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3949.jpg" alt="Behind the Scenes on Cars 2 display panel showing Finn McMissile with a virtual paint kiosk in a darkened gallery" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3950.jpg" title="Behind the Scenes on A Bug&#39;s Life display showing Flik the ant on translucent green leaves next to an interactive bug cam kiosk">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3950.jpg" alt="Behind the Scenes on A Bug&#39;s Life display showing Flik the ant on translucent green leaves next to an interactive bug cam kiosk" />
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</figure>

<p>The pipeline panels themselves (Story and Art, Modeling, Rigging, Surfaces, Sets and Cameras, Animation, Simulation, Lighting, Rendering) are the closest I’ve seen to an honest explanation of how a Pixar film comes together. Each step builds on the previous one and feeds into the next.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3951.jpg" title="Story and Art station in the Pixar exhibit showing a storyboard sketch above an info panel about writers and concept artists">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3951.jpg" alt="Story and Art station in the Pixar exhibit showing a storyboard sketch above an info panel about writers and concept artists" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3952.jpg" title="Modeling station explaining how digital modelers create 3D character models from concept art, with a wireframe figure">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3952.jpg" alt="Modeling station explaining how digital modelers create 3D character models from concept art, with a wireframe figure" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3953.jpg" title="Modeling, Rigging, and Surfaces stations lined up showing the progression of a 3D character through the Pixar pipeline">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3953.jpg" alt="Modeling, Rigging, and Surfaces stations lined up showing the progression of a 3D character through the Pixar pipeline" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3954.jpg" title="Rigging, Surfaces, and Sets and Cameras display panels showing how characters get joints, textures, and virtual environments">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3954.jpg" alt="Rigging, Surfaces, and Sets and Cameras display panels showing how characters get joints, textures, and virtual environments" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3955.jpg" title="Surfaces, Sets and Cameras, and Animation panels featuring 3D characters from Pixar&#39;s Turning Red">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3955.jpg" alt="Surfaces, Sets and Cameras, and Animation panels featuring 3D characters from Pixar&#39;s Turning Red" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3956.jpg" title="Sets and Cameras, Animation, and Simulation displays continuing the production pipeline tour with Turning Red characters">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3956.jpg" alt="Sets and Cameras, Animation, and Simulation displays continuing the production pipeline tour with Turning Red characters" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3957.jpg" title="Animation, Simulation, and Lighting panels in a row showing the Pixar production pipeline with Turning Red imagery">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3957.jpg" alt="Animation, Simulation, and Lighting panels in a row showing the Pixar production pipeline with Turning Red imagery" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3958.jpg" title="Simulation, Lighting, and Rendering display panels with character imagery from Turning Red on overhead screens">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3958.jpg" alt="Simulation, Lighting, and Rendering display panels with character imagery from Turning Red on overhead screens" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3959.jpg" title="Lighting, Rendering, and Story and Art panels seen from the end of the Pixar pipeline walkthrough">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3959.jpg" alt="Lighting, Rendering, and Story and Art panels seen from the end of the Pixar pipeline walkthrough" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3960.jpg" title="Rachel posing next to an Edna Mode statue at the Animation station with The Incredibles film clips on screens behind">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3960.jpg" alt="Rachel posing next to an Edna Mode statue at the Animation station with The Incredibles film clips on screens behind" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3961.jpg" title="Programming Natural Variety exhibit showing a forested landscape image with an interactive grass-field generation touchscreen">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3961.jpg" alt="Programming Natural Variety exhibit showing a forested landscape image with an interactive grass-field generation touchscreen" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3962.jpg" title="Animation section featuring The Incredibles film clips, an Edna Mode figurine, and two red interactive zoetrope viewers">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3962.jpg" alt="Animation section featuring The Incredibles film clips, an Edna Mode figurine, and two red interactive zoetrope viewers" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3963.jpg" title="Computer Animation Workstation showing Mike Wazowski and Sulley with classmates from Monsters University, with two touch-screen kiosks for animating Mike&#39;s wave">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3963.jpg" alt="Computer Animation Workstation showing Mike Wazowski and Sulley with classmates from Monsters University, with two touch-screen kiosks for animating Mike&#39;s wave" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3964.jpg" title="Stop-motion Animation station with a posable Pixar lamp on a workbench next to an animated lamp video and frame strips">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3964.jpg" alt="Stop-motion Animation station with a posable Pixar lamp on a workbench next to an animated lamp video and frame strips" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3965.jpg" title="Pixar&#39;s Production Pipeline diagram poster showing the cyclical flow from Story and Art through Modeling, Rigging, Surfaces, Sets, Animation, Simulation, Lighting, and Rendering">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3965.jpg" alt="Pixar&#39;s Production Pipeline diagram poster showing the cyclical flow from Story and Art through Modeling, Rigging, Surfaces, Sets, Animation, Simulation, Lighting, and Rendering" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3966.jpg" title="Simulation exhibit panel featuring Merida from Brave with explanations of how computer programs create automated motion for hair, fur, and cloth">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3966.jpg" alt="Simulation exhibit panel featuring Merida from Brave with explanations of how computer programs create automated motion for hair, fur, and cloth" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3967.jpg" title="Rendering Workstation display showing the Ratatouille kitchen scene with an interactive panel for balancing render time and image quality">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3967.jpg" alt="Rendering Workstation display showing the Ratatouille kitchen scene with an interactive panel for balancing render time and image quality" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3968.jpg" title="Large painted backdrop from the Up film showing Russell, Carl, and Kevin the bird on a cliff overlooking Paradise Falls">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3968.jpg" alt="Large painted backdrop from the Up film showing Russell, Carl, and Kevin the bird on a cliff overlooking Paradise Falls" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3969.jpg" title="Rendering section entrance with the illuminated RENDERING sign above a wireframe Ratatouille scene projection">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3969.jpg" alt="Rendering section entrance with the illuminated RENDERING sign above a wireframe Ratatouille scene projection" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3970.jpg" title="Limit Complexity station from Cars showing Lightning McQueen on a track with an interactive model car detail-level demo">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3970.jpg" alt="Limit Complexity station from Cars showing Lightning McQueen on a track with an interactive model car detail-level demo" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>The simulation and lighting sections were my favorites. Merida’s hair gets its own model: every curl is a spring. The Lighting Challenge had a Dory sculpture lit four different ways to show what light alone can do to a scene.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3971.jpg" title="Virtual Lighting Workstation display showing Carl and Ellie from Up in their living room with two interactive lighting control kiosks">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3971.jpg" alt="Virtual Lighting Workstation display showing Carl and Ellie from Up in their living room with two interactive lighting control kiosks" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3972.jpg" title="Crowd Simulation Workstation featuring Dory and Nemo with a school of fish and an interactive touchscreen for simulating fish movement">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3972.jpg" alt="Crowd Simulation Workstation featuring Dory and Nemo with a school of fish and an interactive touchscreen for simulating fish movement" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3973.jpg" title="Behind the Scenes on The Incredibles display showing Elastigirl in a forest scene with a Creating believable performances kiosk">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3973.jpg" alt="Behind the Scenes on The Incredibles display showing Elastigirl in a forest scene with a Creating believable performances kiosk" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3974.jpg" title="Pixar&#39;s Simulation Challenge display about Merida from Brave with springs demonstrating how each curl of her hair is modeled">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3974.jpg" alt="Pixar&#39;s Simulation Challenge display about Merida from Brave with springs demonstrating how each curl of her hair is modeled" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3975.jpg" title="Entrance arch labeled SIMULATION with a screen showing Merida riding her horse Angus from the Brave film">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3975.jpg" alt="Entrance arch labeled SIMULATION with a screen showing Merida riding her horse Angus from the Brave film" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3976.jpg" title="Large tapestry from the Brave film depicting the royal family inside an ornate Celtic-knot border">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3976.jpg" alt="Large tapestry from the Brave film depicting the royal family inside an ornate Celtic-knot border" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3977.jpg" title="Lighting Design Basics station featuring Carl from Up sitting in his armchair next to a small lit diorama of his living room">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3977.jpg" alt="Lighting Design Basics station featuring Carl from Up sitting in his armchair next to a small lit diorama of his living room" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3978.jpg" title="Lighting Effects Basics station featuring Mater and Lightning McQueen from Cars with an interactive lighting demo of red and yellow spheres">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3978.jpg" alt="Lighting Effects Basics station featuring Mater and Lightning McQueen from Cars with an interactive lighting demo of red and yellow spheres" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3979.jpg" title="Wide view of the Lighting section showing the illuminated sign and a glowing Dory sculpture in front of a coral reef backdrop">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3979.jpg" alt="Wide view of the Lighting section showing the illuminated sign and a glowing Dory sculpture in front of a coral reef backdrop" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3980.jpg" title="Sculpted Dory figure from Finding Nemo posed in front of a purple-lit coral reef and anemone backdrop with a Pixar&#39;s Lighting Challenge kiosk">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3980.jpg" alt="Sculpted Dory figure from Finding Nemo posed in front of a purple-lit coral reef and anemone backdrop with a Pixar&#39;s Lighting Challenge kiosk" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3981.jpg" title="Close-up of the sculpted Dory figure with her bright eyes and smile in front of a purple-lit reef backdrop">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3981.jpg" alt="Close-up of the sculpted Dory figure with her bright eyes and smile in front of a purple-lit reef backdrop" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3982.jpg" title="Dory sculpture from Finding Nemo lit in vivid blue and pink against a coral reef and pink anemone backdrop">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3982.jpg" alt="Dory sculpture from Finding Nemo lit in vivid blue and pink against a coral reef and pink anemone backdrop" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3983.jpg" title="The same Dory sculpture shown against a green-lit underwater scene illustrating how lighting changes the mood">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3983.jpg" alt="The same Dory sculpture shown against a green-lit underwater scene illustrating how lighting changes the mood" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3984.jpg" title="Pixar&#39;s Lighting Challenge display panel showing an underwater anemone scene from Finding Nemo with an interactive light-creation kiosk">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3984.jpg" alt="Pixar&#39;s Lighting Challenge display panel showing an underwater anemone scene from Finding Nemo with an interactive light-creation kiosk" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3985.jpg" title="Concept-art mural of a glowing Land of the Dead cityscape from Coco with a small figure of Miguel walking toward it">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3985.jpg" alt="Concept-art mural of a glowing Land of the Dead cityscape from Coco with a small figure of Miguel walking toward it" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3986.jpg" title="Virtual Lighting Workstation display with Carl and a young Ellie from Up in their living room with control panels for adjusting lights">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3986.jpg" alt="Virtual Lighting Workstation display with Carl and a young Ellie from Up in their living room with control panels for adjusting lights" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3987.jpg" title="Concept art panel of Merida from Brave standing with her bow, displayed on an easel within the Pixar exhibit hall">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3987.jpg" alt="Concept art panel of Merida from Brave standing with her bow, displayed on an easel within the Pixar exhibit hall" />
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<p>Naturally, the exit was a gift shop. We resisted, mostly.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3988.jpg" title="Gift shop display labeled The Science Behind Pixar with Monsters Inc and Cars merchandise including mugs, t-shirts, and plush toys">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3988.jpg" alt="Gift shop display labeled The Science Behind Pixar with Monsters Inc and Cars merchandise including mugs, t-shirts, and plush toys" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3989.jpg" alt="Gift shop racks of Pixar merchandise featuring Monsters University, Cars, and Up themed shirts, books, and plush toys" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3990.jpg" title="Gift shop display of Toy Story merchandise including Pizza Planet t-shirts, Woody and Buzz Lightyear plush, and character figurines">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3990.jpg" alt="Gift shop display of Toy Story merchandise including Pizza Planet t-shirts, Woody and Buzz Lightyear plush, and character figurines" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3991.jpg" title="Pixar exhibit gift shop display with Buzz Lightyear shirts, plush toys, slippers, books, and themed merchandise under The Science Behind Pixar banners">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3991.jpg" alt="Pixar exhibit gift shop display with Buzz Lightyear shirts, plush toys, slippers, books, and themed merchandise under The Science Behind Pixar banners" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3992.jpg" alt="Pixar gift shop shelves featuring tumblers, books, and Incredibles and Arlo the Good Dinosaur character t-shirts" />
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<p>In the atrium they had a set of butterfly sculptures made from recycled materials: piano keys, license plates, bottle caps, telephone insulators. I would not have guessed at the source materials without the labels.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3994.jpg" title="Two intricate butterfly sculptures made from recycled materials mounted on a museum wall">
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3995.jpg" alt="Sulphur Blue Smeck recycled-materials butterfly sculpture made from piano keys, china, and metal scraps" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3996.jpg" title="Nocturnal Indigo Gum Snout butterfly sculpture made from license plates, piano keys, and bike parts">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3996.jpg" alt="Nocturnal Indigo Gum Snout butterfly sculpture made from license plates, piano keys, and bike parts" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3997.jpg" title="View looking down at the orange and yellow COSI sun logo and pendulum on the museum floor below">
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3998.jpg" title="Hemingray Millay butterfly sculpture made from bottlecaps, mason jar lids, and telephone insulators">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3998.jpg" alt="Hemingray Millay butterfly sculpture made from bottlecaps, mason jar lids, and telephone insulators" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3999.jpg" title="Rojo Silkmoth butterfly sculpture displayed near a wire mesh installation in the museum atrium">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_3999.jpg" alt="Rojo Silkmoth butterfly sculpture displayed near a wire mesh installation in the museum atrium" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4001.jpg" title="View across the COSI atrium showing the Pixar exhibit entrance, butterfly sculptures, and large wire mesh hand sculptures hanging from the ceiling">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4001.jpg" alt="View across the COSI atrium showing the Pixar exhibit entrance, butterfly sculptures, and large wire mesh hand sculptures hanging from the ceiling" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4002.jpg" title="Clavichordium Blatta and other recycled-material butterfly sculptures on the wall near the Science Behind Pixar gallery sign">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4002.jpg" alt="Clavichordium Blatta and other recycled-material butterfly sculptures on the wall near the Science Behind Pixar gallery sign" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4003.jpg" title="Walkway leading to the Science Behind Pixar Gallery 2 entrance featuring large character panels of Sulley, Nemo, Mike Wazowski, Joy, Woody, Miguel, Lightning McQueen, Mr. Incredible, and Buzz Lightyear">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4003.jpg" alt="Walkway leading to the Science Behind Pixar Gallery 2 entrance featuring large character panels of Sulley, Nemo, Mike Wazowski, Joy, Woody, Miguel, Lightning McQueen, Mr. Incredible, and Buzz Lightyear" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4004.jpg" title="Overhead view of the COSI atrium with hanging globe, Mars rover diorama, and visitors in yellow shirts exploring exhibits">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4004.jpg" alt="Overhead view of the COSI atrium with hanging globe, Mars rover diorama, and visitors in yellow shirts exploring exhibits" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4005.jpg" title="Gray COSI gift shop t-shirt with a pink axolotl labeled Snaxolotl surrounded by snack food doodles">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4005.jpg" alt="Gray COSI gift shop t-shirt with a pink axolotl labeled Snaxolotl surrounded by snack food doodles" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4006.jpg" title="Pixar exhibit info panels with stats about Coco&#39;s Miguel character, Finding Nemo&#39;s water effects, and Cars paint variations">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4006.jpg" alt="Pixar exhibit info panels with stats about Coco&#39;s Miguel character, Finding Nemo&#39;s water effects, and Cars paint variations" />
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<p>We also walked through <a href="https://cosi.org/mythic">Mythic Creatures</a>, a temporary exhibit of dragons, unicorns, krakens, and a chupacabra.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4007.jpg" title="Large green dragon sculpture with horns and spines displayed in a dim exhibit case">
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4008.jpg" title="Mythic Kraken display with giant tentacles wrapping around the Taming Monsters exhibit signage">
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4009.jpg" title="Golden griffin statue rearing up next to a Meet the Myth exhibit panel">
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4010.jpg" title="Large pale unicorn sculpture standing on a rock in the Unicorns West and East area of the Mythic Creatures exhibit">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4010.jpg" alt="Large pale unicorn sculpture standing on a rock in the Unicorns West and East area of the Mythic Creatures exhibit" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4011.jpg" title="Display case featuring a chupacabra figure and signage in the Modern Myths section">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4011.jpg" alt="Display case featuring a chupacabra figure and signage in the Modern Myths section" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4012.jpg" title="Carved wooden Pegasus sculpture with outstretched wings perched on a cloud display">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4012.jpg" alt="Carved wooden Pegasus sculpture with outstretched wings perched on a cloud display" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4013.jpg" title="Colorful Chinese dragon costume hanging overhead with embroidered robes and artifacts in display cases below">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4013.jpg" alt="Colorful Chinese dragon costume hanging overhead with embroidered robes and artifacts in display cases below" />
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<p>After a few hours we walked back outside to look at the building, the bridge, and the river. COSI lives in the old Central High School building, which has a much prettier facade than I had remembered.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4014.jpg" title="Colorful outdoor COSI letter sign on Granville T Woods Ave with trees and an orange traffic barricade">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4014.jpg" alt="Colorful outdoor COSI letter sign on Granville T Woods Ave with trees and an orange traffic barricade" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4016.jpg" title="Downtown Columbus skyline with the LeVeque Tower visible from a bridge railing">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4016.jpg" alt="Downtown Columbus skyline with the LeVeque Tower visible from a bridge railing" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4017.jpg" title="Front facade of the COSI building (former Central High School) with three large Pixar exhibit banners featuring Woody, Mr. Incredible, and Joy hanging between the columns">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4017.jpg" alt="Front facade of the COSI building (former Central High School) with three large Pixar exhibit banners featuring Woody, Mr. Incredible, and Joy hanging between the columns" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4018.jpg" title="View of the Columbus skyline and Scioto River from the lawn outside COSI with paved walkways descending toward a bridge">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4018.jpg" alt="View of the Columbus skyline and Scioto River from the lawn outside COSI with paved walkways descending toward a bridge" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4019.jpg" title="Fifth Third Bank building and a white spherical water tower visible above a brick office building through trees">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4019.jpg" alt="Fifth Third Bank building and a white spherical water tower visible above a brick office building through trees" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4020.jpg" title="View looking up under a concrete arched bridge with decorative iron railings along a riverside walkway">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4020.jpg" alt="View looking up under a concrete arched bridge with decorative iron railings along a riverside walkway" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4021.jpg" title="Main Street arched bridge over the Scioto River with a tall residential tower in the background">
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4022.jpg" title="Side view of the Main Street white arched bridge spanning the Scioto River with green lawn and trees in the foreground">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4022.jpg" alt="Side view of the Main Street white arched bridge spanning the Scioto River with green lawn and trees in the foreground" />
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<p>We also did the green-screen souvenir photo on the way out. The result is exactly the level of cheesy you’d want from a museum gift shop.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/image_0.jpg" title="COSI green-screen souvenir photo of Rachel and me smiling in front of an underwater coral reef scene with tropical fish">
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<p>Wednesday morning we packed up and headed home. The detour we wanted was <a href="https://www.grandpascheesebarn.com/">Grandpa’s Cheesebarn</a> in Ashland: a converted barn that’s part cheese shop, part chocolate shop, part roadside attraction, complete with a 1950 Chevy pickup out front and a giant mouse named Colby.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4025.jpg" title="Roadside sign for Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn advertising Sweeties Chocolates and lunch, viewed from the parking lot under partly cloudy skies">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4025.jpg" alt="Roadside sign for Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn advertising Sweeties Chocolates and lunch, viewed from the parking lot under partly cloudy skies" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4026.jpg" alt="A vintage cream-colored 1950 Chevrolet pickup truck displayed on a stone pedestal outside Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4027.jpg" title="Informational plaque next to the vintage truck explaining Grandpa&#39;s 1950 Chevrolet 3600 was retired in 2022 and is now watched over by Colby the Mouse mascot">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4027.jpg" alt="Informational plaque next to the vintage truck explaining Grandpa&#39;s 1950 Chevrolet 3600 was retired in 2022 and is now watched over by Colby the Mouse mascot" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4042.jpg" title="Rachel pointing at the large yellow I Cut the Cheese at Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn photo-op sign in the parking lot">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4042.jpg" alt="Rachel pointing at the large yellow I Cut the Cheese at Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn photo-op sign in the parking lot" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4043.jpg" title="The yellow I Cut the Cheese at Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn (And I Thought of You) photo sign standing in a landscaped median">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4043.jpg" alt="The yellow I Cut the Cheese at Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn (And I Thought of You) photo sign standing in a landscaped median" />
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<p>Inside, the place is wall-to-wall samples and themed displays. Cheeses, jams, jerky, chocolate-covered everything, and toddler onesies that read “I Cut the Cheese at Grandpa’s Cheesebarn.” We left with a paper bag heavier than I expected.</p>

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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4029.jpg" alt="Bags of Sweeties Chocolates Gummi Building Blocks arranged in a wicker basket on a store display" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4030.jpg" title="In-store display of Ohio State Buckeyes peanut butter candies, chocolate-covered confections, and assorted sweets in baskets">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4030.jpg" alt="In-store display of Ohio State Buckeyes peanut butter candies, chocolate-covered confections, and assorted sweets in baskets" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4031.jpg" alt="Store shelves filled with bagged espresso truffles, chocolate-covered coffee beans, and other coffee-themed candies" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4032.jpg" title="Display of Grandpa&#39;s Homemade Jams and Jellies in glass jars beneath a large red banner inside the store">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4032.jpg" alt="Display of Grandpa&#39;s Homemade Jams and Jellies in glass jars beneath a large red banner inside the store" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4033.jpg" title="Toddler apparel display featuring a yellow onesie that reads I Cut the Cheese at Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn and a blue Cheesebarn t-shirt with crocheted baby items in a basket">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4033.jpg" alt="Toddler apparel display featuring a yellow onesie that reads I Cut the Cheese at Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn and a blue Cheesebarn t-shirt with crocheted baby items in a basket" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4034.jpg" title="Long store counter under a Grandpa&#39;s Sweet Dip Picks sign with bagged yogurt-coated and chocolate-coated banana chips and Cheesebarn mugs on the shelf above">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4034.jpg" alt="Long store counter under a Grandpa&#39;s Sweet Dip Picks sign with bagged yogurt-coated and chocolate-coated banana chips and Cheesebarn mugs on the shelf above" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4035.jpg" title="Wide interior view of Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn showing aisles of packaged cheeses, jars, and bulk goods under the barn&#39;s vaulted ceiling">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4035.jpg" alt="Wide interior view of Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn showing aisles of packaged cheeses, jars, and bulk goods under the barn&#39;s vaulted ceiling" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4036.jpg" alt="Display table with a stars-and-stripes tablecloth holding patriotic-themed snacks and Grandpa&#39;s BBQ sauces in the background" />
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<p>Rachel made friends with Colby.</p>

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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4039.jpg" alt="The large Colby the Mouse statue in a red Grandpa&#39;s Cheesebarn t-shirt waving in front of the store on a sunny day" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4040.jpg" alt="A miniature white barn labeled Grandpa&#39;s Lil&#39; Barn with a silo and a Colby the Mouse height chart cutout on the patio" />
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<p>We made one more travel-center stop on the way home. The penny machine on this side of the Turnpike was out of service, which Rachel noted with appropriate disappointment. The wall did, however, have a small Ohio Turnpike history exhibit, which made up for it a bit.</p>

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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4044.jpg" alt="Wall mural titled Here Comes Your Turnpike with a timeline of Ohio Turnpike history from 1949 through 1988 inside a service plaza exhibit" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-14-fifty-pixar-and-cheese/img_4046.jpg" title="Continuation of the Ohio Turnpike history exhibit titled The Road Ahead, It&#39;s Not So Bumpy covering years 2001 through 2013">
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<p>Pulling into the driveway, I found Rachel’s next surprise: the giant “HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY” yard sign at the top of this post, plus another sign with my name. School had just let out, so a half-dozen neighbor kids yelled it at me as we unloaded the car. The Cheesebarn haul ended up arrayed on the stovetop like a tiny grocery store.</p>

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<p>A final surprise: Rachel had quietly ordered an assortment from a local butcher, picked it up, and dropped it next door, where the neighbors had agreed to cook everything for me. I can’t think of a better way to start fifty.</p>]]></content>
      

      
      
      
      
      

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      <title type="html">Five Hours and Zero Stories</title>
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        <content type="html" xml:base="https://acegayhart.com/2026/05/08/five-hours-and-zero-stories/"><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://acegayhart.com/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3525.jpg" alt="Five Hours and Zero Stories" /></p><p>Last month I took the <a href="https://www.amtrak.com/southwest-chief-train">Southwest Chief</a> out to Las Vegas and back for <a href="https://www.smartsense.co/">SmartSense</a>’s company summit. Flying would have taken five hours and zero stories. The train took roughly forty hours each way, which gave me a lot of time to write and to read a couple of books cover to cover. I also shared mutliple meals with different and interesting people.</p>

<p>The eastern leg from Elyria to Chicago is just an overnight handoff. The real run is the Southwest Chief out of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_Station_(Chicago)">Chicago Union Station</a>, across Illinois farmland, into Kansas, up over <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raton_Pass">Raton Pass</a> on the Colorado/New Mexico line. There is a tunnel right at the summit, which is the highest point on the route. From there the Chief drops down through Lamy, Albuquerque, Gallup, and Flagstaff. It does not actually stop in Las Vegas; the closest it gets is Kingman, AZ, where Amtrak runs a Thruway shuttle the rest of the way. It’s a passenger van, not a bus, but it gets the job done.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3485.jpg" title="Illuminated Amtrak station sign for Elyria, OH glowing against the night sky above the concrete platform">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3485.jpg" alt="Illuminated Amtrak station sign for Elyria, OH glowing against the night sky above the concrete platform" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3487.jpg" title="Cozy Viewliner roomette interior with plush pillow, purple upholstery, reading lights, and bedding ready for the overnight ride">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3487.jpg" alt="Cozy Viewliner roomette interior with plush pillow, purple upholstery, reading lights, and bedding ready for the overnight ride" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3488.jpg" title="Amtrak Traditional Dining menu listing breakfast, lunch, kids&#39; meals, and beverages on a crisp white tablecloth">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3488.jpg" alt="Amtrak Traditional Dining menu listing breakfast, lunch, kids&#39; meals, and beverages on a crisp white tablecloth" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3498.jpg" title="Farmer&#39;s Fridge vending machine in Chicago Union Station stocked with jars of fresh salads, grains, and snacks">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3498.jpg" alt="Farmer&#39;s Fridge vending machine in Chicago Union Station stocked with jars of fresh salads, grains, and snacks" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3500.jpg" title="Travel-sized toiletries vending case offering Colgate, Listerine, Visine, Benadryl, and other essentials for stranded travelers">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3500.jpg" alt="Travel-sized toiletries vending case offering Colgate, Listerine, Visine, Benadryl, and other essentials for stranded travelers" />
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<p>The Chief itself rolls out of Chicago in the afternoon and turns the rest of the day into farmland and river crossings.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3507.jpg" title="Long silver Amtrak Superliner stretching down the Chicago Union Station platform as passengers board for points west">
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3508.jpg" alt="Southwest Chief coach view with the Bluey-clipped backpack settled in beside the emergency exit window for the long haul" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3509.jpg" title="Westbound view of Chicago&#39;s rail yards and skyline under dramatic gray clouds as the Southwest Chief departs">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3509.jpg" alt="Westbound view of Chicago&#39;s rail yards and skyline under dramatic gray clouds as the Southwest Chief departs" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3514.jpg" alt="Trackside trees and a glimpse of suburban houses sliding past the window just after leaving Chicago Union Station" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3516.jpg" title="Bare and budding trees alongside a power-line corridor as the Southwest Chief rolls through small-town Illinois countryside">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3516.jpg" alt="Bare and budding trees alongside a power-line corridor as the Southwest Chief rolls through small-town Illinois countryside" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3520.jpg" title="Amtrak Three Course Dinner Menu featuring flat iron steak, salmon, pasta primavera, and chocolate spoon cake desserts">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3520.jpg" alt="Amtrak Three Course Dinner Menu featuring flat iron steak, salmon, pasta primavera, and chocolate spoon cake desserts" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3521.jpg" title="Wide, calm Mississippi River view at golden hour from the Fort Madison, IA station stop along the Southwest Chief route">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3521.jpg" alt="Wide, calm Mississippi River view at golden hour from the Fort Madison, IA station stop along the Southwest Chief route" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3522.jpg" alt="Sleeper-car shower stall with frosted glass door, viewed from the Superliner roomette in the early dawn light" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3523.jpg" alt="Inside the Superliner shower: handheld nozzle, push-button valve, and the laminated &#39;Shower Instructions&#39; placard" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3525.jpg" alt="Carnation in a bud vase on the dining-car table, salt, pepper, and Heinz packets framing the Colorado plains at sunrise" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3547.jpg" alt="Amtrak&#39;s Traditional Dining menu card laid on the white tablecloth, breakfast, lunch, and beverage options listed" />
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<p>By the second morning we were on the high plains of eastern Colorado, climbing toward Raton Pass and the New Mexico line.</p>

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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3528.jpg" alt="The Amtrak &#39;La Junta, CO&#39; platform sign behind a chain-link fence, rail yard and stacked pipe in the background" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3529.jpg" alt="Side view of Superliner Sleeper car 0331, the town of La Junta reflected in its tinted bedroom window" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3530.jpg" alt="Sleeper-car door open in La Junta with the yellow Amtrak step stool in place for boarding" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3531.jpg" alt="iPhone status bar at 7:54 AM showing SOS-only service and 94% battery as we crossed the high plains" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3534.jpg" title="Morning sun flares over scrubby high-plains pasture and distant bluffs as the Chief rolls south toward Trinidad">
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3536.jpg" alt="Trinidad, CO comes into view: irrigated green fields below a long sandstone mesa with snowy peaks beyond" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3539.jpg" title="Phillips 66 station and McDonald&#39;s golden arches in Trinidad, CO at the base of the climb up Raton Pass">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3539.jpg" alt="Phillips 66 station and McDonald&#39;s golden arches in Trinidad, CO at the base of the climb up Raton Pass" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3541.jpg" title="Raton, NM&#39;s stucco-and-tile Spanish Colonial Amtrak depot under a brilliant blue sky after cresting the pass">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3541.jpg" alt="Raton, NM&#39;s stucco-and-tile Spanish Colonial Amtrak depot under a brilliant blue sky after cresting the pass" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3542.jpg" alt="Two BNSF freight hoppers sit on an adjacent track in Raton, NM with a long mesa stretching across the horizon" />
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<p>After the pass, the train threads down through Las Vegas NM, Lamy (the stop for Santa Fe), and Albuquerque, then runs west into Arizona and into Flagstaff before the late-night handoff at Kingman.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3551.jpg" title="Wide view of pinon-juniper grassland rolling toward distant blue hills under a scattered cloud sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3551.jpg" alt="Wide view of pinon-juniper grassland rolling toward distant blue hills under a scattered cloud sky" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3552.jpg" title="Looking out the Sleeper vestibule door at Lamy, NM, with EXIT decals and &#39;Press&#39; door button at eye level">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3552.jpg" alt="Looking out the Sleeper vestibule door at Lamy, NM, with EXIT decals and &#39;Press&#39; door button at eye level" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3553.jpg" title="Down the diamond-plate steps of the Superliner vestibule at the Lamy, NM stop, First Class Section sign overhead">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3553.jpg" alt="Down the diamond-plate steps of the Superliner vestibule at the Lamy, NM stop, First Class Section sign overhead" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3554.jpg" title="The little stucco Glorieta, NM depot sliding past the train window, pine-covered hills rising behind it">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3554.jpg" alt="The little stucco Glorieta, NM depot sliding past the train window, pine-covered hills rising behind it" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3555.jpg" title="Amtrak &#39;Lamy, NM&#39; platform sign in a gravel lot, juniper-dotted pink hills behind the Santa Fe stop">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3555.jpg" alt="Amtrak &#39;Lamy, NM&#39; platform sign in a gravel lot, juniper-dotted pink hills behind the Santa Fe stop" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3556.jpg" title="New Mexico Rail Runner Express locomotives parked under a green overpass at the Albuquerque rail yard">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3556.jpg" alt="New Mexico Rail Runner Express locomotives parked under a green overpass at the Albuquerque rail yard" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3557.jpg" title="Albuquerque&#39;s adobe-style Amtrak station, with the stylized &#39;ALBVQVERQVE&#39; Roman lettering above arched windows">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3557.jpg" alt="Albuquerque&#39;s adobe-style Amtrak station, with the stylized &#39;ALBVQVERQVE&#39; Roman lettering above arched windows" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3558.jpg" title="Rail Runner Express train #101 with its roadrunner livery sits at the Albuquerque platform during our break">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3558.jpg" alt="Rail Runner Express train #101 with its roadrunner livery sits at the Albuquerque platform during our break" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3559.jpg" title="Distant rain shafts drift over the high desert horizon, dust kicking up off a road as we cross western NM">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3559.jpg" alt="Distant rain shafts drift over the high desert horizon, dust kicking up off a road as we cross western NM" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3560.jpg" title="Sunset glow on the horizon and red Arizona earth streaming past the train window under a heavy cloud deck">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3560.jpg" alt="Sunset glow on the horizon and red Arizona earth streaming past the train window under a heavy cloud deck" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3561.jpg" title="Last light fading behind transmission towers and scrubby high-desert silhouettes somewhere in eastern Arizona">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3561.jpg" alt="Last light fading behind transmission towers and scrubby high-desert silhouettes somewhere in eastern Arizona" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3562.jpg" title="Flagstaff, AZ&#39;s Tudor-style Amtrak station glows under streetlights, with twin red British phone booths out front">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3562.jpg" alt="Flagstaff, AZ&#39;s Tudor-style Amtrak station glows under streetlights, with twin red British phone booths out front" />
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</figure>

<p>Arrival was rougher than I had planned. The shuttle dropped me at <a href="https://www.caesars.com/flamingo-las-vegas">the Flamingo</a> around 2:30 AM local time, and the front desk politely informed me that check-in was not until 4 PM. They were sold out for the night. The hotel they called for me was sold out too. So I sat in the lobby, watched the sun come up, walked outside to see <a href="https://www.thesphere.com/">the Sphere</a> in person for the first time, and waited.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3568.jpg" title="Koi and larger fish swim through the swirling surface of the Flamingo Las Vegas koi pond at dawn">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3568.jpg" alt="Koi and larger fish swim through the swirling surface of the Flamingo Las Vegas koi pond at dawn" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3569.jpg" title="The pink Flamingo Las Vegas logo set against the rocky waterfall feature at the resort&#39;s wildlife habitat entrance">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3569.jpg" alt="The pink Flamingo Las Vegas logo set against the rocky waterfall feature at the resort&#39;s wildlife habitat entrance" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3570.jpg" title="Iconic pink flamingo fountain sculptures greeting arrivals at the Flamingo Las Vegas hotel and casino entrance">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3570.jpg" alt="Iconic pink flamingo fountain sculptures greeting arrivals at the Flamingo Las Vegas hotel and casino entrance" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3572.jpg" title="Looking up at the High Roller observation wheel past a Wayne Newton &#39;Up Close and Personal&#39; marquee on the Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3572.jpg" alt="Looking up at the High Roller observation wheel past a Wayne Newton &#39;Up Close and Personal&#39; marquee on the Strip" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3573.jpg" title="The MSG Sphere displays a giant lunar surface against a pastel Las Vegas dawn sky behind the Linq parking lot">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3573.jpg" alt="The MSG Sphere displays a giant lunar surface against a pastel Las Vegas dawn sky behind the Linq parking lot" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3574.jpg" title="The MSG Sphere glows in swirling pink and red as morning breaks over the Las Vegas Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3574.jpg" alt="The MSG Sphere glows in swirling pink and red as morning breaks over the Las Vegas Strip" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3575.jpg" title="Live pink flamingos wade and graze in the lush wildlife habitat pond at Flamingo Las Vegas">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3575.jpg" alt="Live pink flamingos wade and graze in the lush wildlife habitat pond at Flamingo Las Vegas" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3600.jpg" title="The Flamingo Las Vegas hotel, its iconic pink-petaled signage bright above the Strip, viewed from a pedestrian skybridge">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3600.jpg" alt="The Flamingo Las Vegas hotel, its iconic pink-petaled signage bright above the Strip, viewed from a pedestrian skybridge" />
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</figure>

<p>I finally got into a room around 11:30 AM and immediately slept for thirteen hours.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3578.jpg" title="An autonomous cleaning robot rolls down the patterned Flamingo hotel hallway carpet near the elevators">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3578.jpg" alt="An autonomous cleaning robot rolls down the patterned Flamingo hotel hallway carpet near the elevators" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3587.jpg" title="View from the Flamingo guest room window over the pink-tiled rooftop toward neighboring Strip towers">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3587.jpg" alt="View from the Flamingo guest room window over the pink-tiled rooftop toward neighboring Strip towers" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3588.jpg" title="The Las Vegas High Roller wheel framed by palm trees, seen from a Flamingo hotel room window">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3588.jpg" alt="The Las Vegas High Roller wheel framed by palm trees, seen from a Flamingo hotel room window" />
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</figure>

<p>Monday and Tuesday were summit days. Most of my Asset Monitoring team was there. It was great to see everyone in person; that was almost reason enough for the trip. SmartSense’s employee band, CYA: Cover Your Assets, played on Tuesday nights.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3581.jpg" title="An Asset Monitoring teammate laughs mid-spin in front of the projector screen during the summit">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3581.jpg" alt="An Asset Monitoring teammate laughs mid-spin in front of the projector screen during the summit" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3582.jpg" title="Most of the Asset Monitoring team posing together in matching jersey-style shirts at the summit">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3582.jpg" alt="Most of the Asset Monitoring team posing together in matching jersey-style shirts at the summit" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3583.jpg" title="Asset Monitoring teammates lined up for a group photo in their branded shirts">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3583.jpg" alt="Asset Monitoring teammates lined up for a group photo in their branded shirts" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3584.jpg" title="Wide-angle group shot of the Asset Monitoring team gathered in front of the meeting room projector screen">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3584.jpg" alt="Wide-angle group shot of the Asset Monitoring team gathered in front of the meeting room projector screen" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3585.jpg" title="Another group photo of the Asset Monitoring team in their black branded apparel">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3585.jpg" alt="Another group photo of the Asset Monitoring team in their black branded apparel" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3596.jpg" title="Projector slide for CYA: Cover Your Assets, SmartSense&#39;s employee band, winged eagle logo glowing onscreen">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3596.jpg" alt="Projector slide for CYA: Cover Your Assets, SmartSense&#39;s employee band, winged eagle logo glowing onscreen" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>Wednesday was my one free day, and I made the most of it: more than 25,000 steps. I started at the Flamingo and made the <a href="https://bellagio.mgmresorts.com/en/entertainment/conservatory-botanical-gardens.html">Bellagio Conservatory &amp; Botanical Gardens</a> my first stop. The seasonal display was up, and the giant goldfinches over yellow tulips were the highlight.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3608.jpg" title="Bellagio Conservatory: giant goldfinch sculptures flutter over oversized yellow tulips beneath the glass atrium ceiling">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3608.jpg" alt="Bellagio Conservatory: giant goldfinch sculptures flutter over oversized yellow tulips beneath the glass atrium ceiling" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3609.jpg" title="Bellagio Conservatory carousel display with pastel-pink horses, wisteria, and rose-covered topiaries in spring bloom">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3609.jpg" alt="Bellagio Conservatory carousel display with pastel-pink horses, wisteria, and rose-covered topiaries in spring bloom" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3610.jpg" title="The Bellagio fountain lake at rest, the High Roller wheel and Strip skyline reflecting in still turquoise water">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3610.jpg" alt="The Bellagio fountain lake at rest, the High Roller wheel and Strip skyline reflecting in still turquoise water" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3612.jpg" title="The Bellagio resort mirrored across its glassy fountain lake, a postcard view from the lakeside railing">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3612.jpg" alt="The Bellagio resort mirrored across its glassy fountain lake, a postcard view from the lakeside railing" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>Later in the afternoon, on the walk back, <a href="https://bellagio.mgmresorts.com/en/entertainment/fountains-of-bellagio.html">the Bellagio Fountains</a> caught me mid-show.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3713.jpg" title="Bellagio hotel and fountains framed by palm trees across the wide Las Vegas Boulevard">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3713.jpg" alt="Bellagio hotel and fountains framed by palm trees across the wide Las Vegas Boulevard" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3712.jpg" title="The Bellagio fountains in mid-show, water arcing high above the lake on a sunny Vegas afternoon">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3712.jpg" alt="The Bellagio fountains in mid-show, water arcing high above the lake on a sunny Vegas afternoon" />
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</figure>

<p>From the Flamingo, the Strip walks itself. I worked south past Caesars and the Paris Eiffel Tower replica, past the bowed yellow Bellagio facade.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3601.jpg" title="Looking down the Strip past a Horseshoe billboard for Giordano&#39;s pizza, palm trees and Eiffel Tower fading into haze">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3601.jpg" alt="Looking down the Strip past a Horseshoe billboard for Giordano&#39;s pizza, palm trees and Eiffel Tower fading into haze" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3602.jpg" title="The Bellagio&#39;s grand yellow facade looms across the Strip, its lake fountain hidden behind construction fencing">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3602.jpg" alt="The Bellagio&#39;s grand yellow facade looms across the Strip, its lake fountain hidden behind construction fencing" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3603.jpg" title="Caesars Palace entrance with marble Roman statues flanking the iconic tower under a deep blue Vegas sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3603.jpg" alt="Caesars Palace entrance with marble Roman statues flanking the iconic tower under a deep blue Vegas sky" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3604.jpg" title="Hell&#39;s Kitchen restaurant exterior at Caesars, its bold black trident &#39;HK&#39; logo gleaming against white stucco walls">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3604.jpg" alt="Hell&#39;s Kitchen restaurant exterior at Caesars, its bold black trident &#39;HK&#39; logo gleaming against white stucco walls" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3605.jpg" title="Strip overpass view: a pink XRP billboard towers above traffic with Caesars Palace banners on the lower ramp">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3605.jpg" alt="Strip overpass view: a pink XRP billboard towers above traffic with Caesars Palace banners on the lower ramp" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3606.jpg" title="The Paris Las Vegas Eiffel Tower replica rises above Tiffany &amp; Co., Rolex, and Gucci storefronts on the Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3606.jpg" alt="The Paris Las Vegas Eiffel Tower replica rises above Tiffany &amp; Co., Rolex, and Gucci storefronts on the Strip" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3611.jpg" title="The full Paris Las Vegas Eiffel Tower replica towers over palm trees and Beer Park&#39;s blue umbrellas">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3611.jpg" alt="The full Paris Las Vegas Eiffel Tower replica towers over palm trees and Beer Park&#39;s blue umbrellas" />
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</figure>

<p>A little farther down, MGM Grand’s bronze lion sits at the corner.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3647.jpg" title="MGM Grand entrance with the giant bronze lion statue framed by Hakkasan billboards under bright blue sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3647.jpg" alt="MGM Grand entrance with the giant bronze lion statue framed by Hakkasan billboards under bright blue sky" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3648.jpg" title="Side angle of the MGM Grand lion statue and stair railings leading up to the casino entrance">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3648.jpg" alt="Side angle of the MGM Grand lion statue and stair railings leading up to the casino entrance" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3678.jpg" title="MGM Grand&#39;s emerald glass tower seen from beneath the white monorail track support arches">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3678.jpg" alt="MGM Grand&#39;s emerald glass tower seen from beneath the white monorail track support arches" />
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</figure>

<p>Across the boulevard, New York-New York’s Statue of Liberty replica and the red Big Apple Coaster wrap the skyline-shaped facade.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3623.jpg" title="New York-New York&#39;s red Big Apple Coaster loops around palm trees behind a 3:2 Blackjack billboard">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3623.jpg" alt="New York-New York&#39;s red Big Apple Coaster loops around palm trees behind a 3:2 Blackjack billboard" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3624.jpg" title="New York-New York Hotel marquee and faux Chrysler Building tower against a cloudless Las Vegas sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3624.jpg" alt="New York-New York Hotel marquee and faux Chrysler Building tower against a cloudless Las Vegas sky" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3627.jpg" title="The red Big Apple Coaster snakes past Pepsi-Cola signage and the New York-New York facade on the Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3627.jpg" alt="The red Big Apple Coaster snakes past Pepsi-Cola signage and the New York-New York facade on the Strip" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3645.jpg" title="New York-New York marquee framed by Strip palm trees and the Shake Shack sign on a brilliant blue-sky morning">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3645.jpg" alt="New York-New York marquee framed by Strip palm trees and the Shake Shack sign on a brilliant blue-sky morning" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3650.jpg" title="Replica Statue of Liberty rising in front of New York-New York&#39;s skyline towers and red roller coaster track">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3650.jpg" alt="Replica Statue of Liberty rising in front of New York-New York&#39;s skyline towers and red roller coaster track" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3655.jpg" title="Wide low-angle of New York-New York&#39;s Statue of Liberty replica with American flag and roller coaster behind">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3655.jpg" alt="Wide low-angle of New York-New York&#39;s Statue of Liberty replica with American flag and roller coaster behind" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3656.jpg" title="Pedestrian bridge view of New York-New York with red roller coaster loop sweeping across its skyscraper facade">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3656.jpg" alt="Pedestrian bridge view of New York-New York with red roller coaster loop sweeping across its skyscraper facade" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3675.jpg" title="New York-New York interior plaza with neon Coyote Ugly bar &amp; dance saloon sign and temporary tattoo kiosk">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3675.jpg" alt="New York-New York interior plaza with neon Coyote Ugly bar &amp; dance saloon sign and temporary tattoo kiosk" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3677.jpg" title="Walkway view of New York-New York&#39;s Statue of Liberty and roller coaster track curving past Excalibur towers">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3677.jpg" alt="Walkway view of New York-New York&#39;s Statue of Liberty and roller coaster track curving past Excalibur towers" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3685.jpg" title="New York-New York&#39;s full skyline replica with Statue of Liberty, brownstones, and roller coaster loop">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3685.jpg" alt="New York-New York&#39;s full skyline replica with Statue of Liberty, brownstones, and roller coaster loop" />
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</figure>

<p>Then Excalibur’s white castle towers, the black Luxor pyramid with its sphinx, and the gold Mandalay Bay tower beyond.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3643.jpg" title="Excalibur&#39;s colorful spires peek past the green Statue of Liberty replica at New York-New York and Tropicana exit signs">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3643.jpg" alt="Excalibur&#39;s colorful spires peek past the green Statue of Liberty replica at New York-New York and Tropicana exit signs" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3654.jpg" title="Excalibur&#39;s white castle towers with red and blue spires above the lagoon and Ron White marquee billboards">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3654.jpg" alt="Excalibur&#39;s white castle towers with red and blue spires above the lagoon and Ron White marquee billboards" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3657.jpg" title="Excalibur Hotel&#39;s fairytale castle towers with red and blue conical spires under a clear desert sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3657.jpg" alt="Excalibur Hotel&#39;s fairytale castle towers with red and blue conical spires under a clear desert sky" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3658.jpg" title="Excalibur&#39;s castle turrets and battlements with the gold Mandalay Bay tower visible behind them">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3658.jpg" alt="Excalibur&#39;s castle turrets and battlements with the gold Mandalay Bay tower visible behind them" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3676.jpg" title="Excalibur&#39;s whimsical thatched-roof gnome cottage tucked between the castle&#39;s white turret bases">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3676.jpg" alt="Excalibur&#39;s whimsical thatched-roof gnome cottage tucked between the castle&#39;s white turret bases" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3679.jpg" title="Luxor obelisk and &#39;Blue Man Group&#39; tower marquee rising above palm trees on the Las Vegas Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3679.jpg" alt="Luxor obelisk and &#39;Blue Man Group&#39; tower marquee rising above palm trees on the Las Vegas Strip" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3680.jpg" title="Mandalay Bay tower with the Luxor&#39;s giant Sphinx statue head and palm-lined boulevard in the foreground">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3680.jpg" alt="Mandalay Bay tower with the Luxor&#39;s giant Sphinx statue head and palm-lined boulevard in the foreground" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3681.jpg" title="The black glass Luxor pyramid framed by tall palm trees and a flagpole flying the American flag">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3681.jpg" alt="The black glass Luxor pyramid framed by tall palm trees and a flagpole flying the American flag" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3683.jpg" title="Self-driving Zoox robotaxi cruising past the Luxor obelisk and monorail track on the Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3683.jpg" alt="Self-driving Zoox robotaxi cruising past the Luxor obelisk and monorail track on the Strip" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3684.jpg" title="Excalibur Hotel marquee tower advertising Tournament of Kings and Thunder from Down Under shows">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3684.jpg" alt="Excalibur Hotel marquee tower advertising Tournament of Kings and Thunder from Down Under shows" />
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</figure>

<p>Walking back north, I cut through Park MGM and across the Miracle Mile entrance at Planet Hollywood.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3688.jpg" title="Polished black pebble-mosaic water feature wall trickling along a curved walkway near the Park MGM">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3688.jpg" alt="Polished black pebble-mosaic water feature wall trickling along a curved walkway near the Park MGM" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3689.jpg" title="Park MGM outdoor plaza with pink Hello Kitty Cafe truck and Bruno Mars cocktail bar mural under shade trees">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3689.jpg" alt="Park MGM outdoor plaza with pink Hello Kitty Cafe truck and Bruno Mars cocktail bar mural under shade trees" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3690.jpg" title="The Park entrance with Hard Rock Cafe sign and big black guitar sculpture next to the New York-New York pedestrian bridge">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3690.jpg" alt="The Park entrance with Hard Rock Cafe sign and big black guitar sculpture next to the New York-New York pedestrian bridge" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3691.jpg" title="Planet Hollywood&#39;s massive black LED billboard above Rainforest Cafe and Sugar Factory at the Miracle Mile entrance">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3691.jpg" alt="Planet Hollywood&#39;s massive black LED billboard above Rainforest Cafe and Sugar Factory at the Miracle Mile entrance" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3692.jpg" title="Neon sign for &#39;Nacho Daddy&#39; restaurant with a sombrero-wearing taco mascot above red patio umbrellas">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3692.jpg" alt="Neon sign for &#39;Nacho Daddy&#39; restaurant with a sombrero-wearing taco mascot above red patio umbrellas" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3697.jpg" title="Tilted billboard for Chippendales at Planet Hollywood mounted on the casino&#39;s signature dome-stud facade">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3697.jpg" alt="Tilted billboard for Chippendales at Planet Hollywood mounted on the casino&#39;s signature dome-stud facade" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>Some of these places I just photographed from the sidewalk. Others got me to come inside. The Strip Target is essentially a regular Target with a giant Bullseye dog statue keeping an eye on the produce.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3618.jpg" title="Target Las Vegas Strip store with its giant Bullseye dog mural wrapped around the corner above the entrance">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3618.jpg" alt="Target Las Vegas Strip store with its giant Bullseye dog mural wrapped around the corner above the entrance" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3619.jpg" title="Inside Target: an enormous Bullseye dog mascot statue presides over the produce and grab-and-go aisles">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3619.jpg" alt="Inside Target: an enormous Bullseye dog mascot statue presides over the produce and grab-and-go aisles" />
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</figure>

<p>The Coca-Cola bottle store next door is exactly the gimmick you think it is.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3620.jpg" title="Crowds stroll past the ABC Stores neon and the giant Coca-Cola bottle landmark at MGM Grand on the Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3620.jpg" alt="Crowds stroll past the ABC Stores neon and the giant Coca-Cola bottle landmark at MGM Grand on the Strip" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3622.jpg" title="The towering green Coca-Cola bottle store next to MGM, with Outback Steakhouse signage and a passerby on her phone">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3622.jpg" alt="The towering green Coca-Cola bottle store next to MGM, with Outback Steakhouse signage and a passerby on her phone" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p><a href="https://www.mms.com/en-us/explore/mms-world">M&amp;M’s World</a> is somehow four full stories of branded chocolate. You can smell the store from the outside.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3625.jpg" title="M&amp;M&#39;s World exterior on the Strip: Yellow holds up a giant chocolate bar above the colorful storefront entrance">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3625.jpg" alt="M&amp;M&#39;s World exterior on the Strip: Yellow holds up a giant chocolate bar above the colorful storefront entrance" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3626.jpg" title="Inside M&amp;M&#39;s World: a curved rainbow wall of candy dispensers with mix-your-own stations on the main floor">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3626.jpg" alt="Inside M&amp;M&#39;s World: a curved rainbow wall of candy dispensers with mix-your-own stations on the main floor" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3628.jpg" title="M&amp;M&#39;s World housewares aisle: stacks of character-branded plates and bowls in red, green, yellow, and brown">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3628.jpg" alt="M&amp;M&#39;s World housewares aisle: stacks of character-branded plates and bowls in red, green, yellow, and brown" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3629.jpg" title="M&amp;M&#39;s World floor directory partially obscured, with a giant Yellow tongue and Red lips bursting from the wall">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3629.jpg" alt="M&amp;M&#39;s World floor directory partially obscured, with a giant Yellow tongue and Red lips bursting from the wall" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3630.jpg" title="M&amp;M&#39;s World four-story directory: Ethel M Chocolate, custom mix&#39;n&#39;match, character crew, and souvenirs">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3630.jpg" alt="M&amp;M&#39;s World four-story directory: Ethel M Chocolate, custom mix&#39;n&#39;match, character crew, and souvenirs" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3631.jpg" title="M&amp;M&#39;s &#39;Get Personal&#39; custom-print display with bold Las Vegas-themed candy graphics and a portrait sample">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3631.jpg" alt="M&amp;M&#39;s &#39;Get Personal&#39; custom-print display with bold Las Vegas-themed candy graphics and a portrait sample" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3632.jpg" title="A life-size Red M&amp;M character statue grins in front of a wall reading &#39;I instinctively know I have GREAT instincts.&#39;">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3632.jpg" alt="A life-size Red M&amp;M character statue grins in front of a wall reading &#39;I instinctively know I have GREAT instincts.&#39;" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3633.jpg" title="Gold-foiled M&amp;M&#39;s &#39;filled occasion bottles&#39; lined up like champagne, candy-stuffed and tagged buy-one-get-one 50% off">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3633.jpg" alt="Gold-foiled M&amp;M&#39;s &#39;filled occasion bottles&#39; lined up like champagne, candy-stuffed and tagged buy-one-get-one 50% off" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3634.jpg" title="M&amp;M&#39;s plush slipper wall: yellow, blue, purple, and brown character slippers hung in adult size pairs">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3634.jpg" alt="M&amp;M&#39;s plush slipper wall: yellow, blue, purple, and brown character slippers hung in adult size pairs" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3635.jpg" title="Green and Blue M&amp;M character statues pose beside a &#39;Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas&#39; sign on a red-curtained stage">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3635.jpg" alt="Green and Blue M&amp;M character statues pose beside a &#39;Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas&#39; sign on a red-curtained stage" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3636.jpg" title="The yellow M&amp;M&#39;s NASCAR show car on display in the store, Red and Yellow characters splashed across the door">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3636.jpg" alt="The yellow M&amp;M&#39;s NASCAR show car on display in the store, Red and Yellow characters splashed across the door" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3637.jpg" title="Yellow M&amp;M&#39;s reusable shopping totes printed with character lineups, hung on a yellow display rack in the store">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3637.jpg" alt="Yellow M&amp;M&#39;s reusable shopping totes printed with character lineups, hung on a yellow display rack in the store" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3638.jpg" title="A &#39;Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas&#39; M&amp;M&#39;s character tee hangs on display, the rainbow crew lined up below the sign">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3638.jpg" alt="A &#39;Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas&#39; M&amp;M&#39;s character tee hangs on display, the rainbow crew lined up below the sign" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3640.jpg" title="M&amp;M&#39;s pillow display: brown &#39;Not Bossy Just the Boss&#39; and yellow &#39;Definitely a Bag Half Full&#39; character cushions">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3640.jpg" alt="M&amp;M&#39;s pillow display: brown &#39;Not Bossy Just the Boss&#39; and yellow &#39;Definitely a Bag Half Full&#39; character cushions" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p><a href="https://www.hersheys.com/en_us/chocolate-world.html">Hershey’s Chocolate World</a> has the same idea, plus an 800-pound chocolate Statue of Liberty on display, which I am not making up. The Reese’s-scented wax melts came home with me.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3644.jpg" title="Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World facade with a giant Reese&#39;s Cup logo, beneath the Big Apple Coaster&#39;s red track">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3644.jpg" alt="Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World facade with a giant Reese&#39;s Cup logo, beneath the Big Apple Coaster&#39;s red track" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3646.jpg" title="Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World marquee on the Strip with Reese&#39;s Oreo Milkshake displayed on the curved video wall">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3646.jpg" alt="Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World marquee on the Strip with Reese&#39;s Oreo Milkshake displayed on the curved video wall" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3659.jpg" title="Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World &#39;You Know You Want To&#39; Reese&#39;s entry sign on a stone tile plaza outside the store">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3659.jpg" alt="Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World &#39;You Know You Want To&#39; Reese&#39;s entry sign on a stone tile plaza outside the store" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3660.jpg" title="Tiered display of Hershey&#39;s Syrup bottles stacked in a rotating shelf inside Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3660.jpg" alt="Tiered display of Hershey&#39;s Syrup bottles stacked in a rotating shelf inside Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3661.jpg" title="Reaching for a giant bottle of Hershey&#39;s Genuine Chocolate Flavor Syrup on a store shelf">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3661.jpg" alt="Reaching for a giant bottle of Hershey&#39;s Genuine Chocolate Flavor Syrup on a store shelf" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3662.jpg" title="Shelves of Hershey&#39;s S&#39;mores and Reese&#39;s scented candles in jars inside the Chocolate World souvenir aisle">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3662.jpg" alt="Shelves of Hershey&#39;s S&#39;mores and Reese&#39;s scented candles in jars inside the Chocolate World souvenir aisle" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3663.jpg" title="Reese&#39;s Candle Wax Melts on a display shelf alongside Ice Breakers and York Peppermint Pattie wax melts">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3663.jpg" alt="Reese&#39;s Candle Wax Melts on a display shelf alongside Ice Breakers and York Peppermint Pattie wax melts" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3666.jpg" title="Display of Pokemon-themed Hershey&#39;s milk chocolate bar boxes stacked in the Chocolate World store aisle">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3666.jpg" alt="Display of Pokemon-themed Hershey&#39;s milk chocolate bar boxes stacked in the Chocolate World store aisle" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3667.jpg" title="Tower of giant Reese&#39;s Peanut Butter Cup boxes above an extra-long Twizzlers display in the candy store">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3667.jpg" alt="Tower of giant Reese&#39;s Peanut Butter Cup boxes above an extra-long Twizzlers display in the candy store" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3668.jpg" title="Bin of plush candy-bag toys including Jolly Rancher Gummies, Kit Kat, Reese&#39;s, and a stuffed monkey">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3668.jpg" alt="Bin of plush candy-bag toys including Jolly Rancher Gummies, Kit Kat, Reese&#39;s, and a stuffed monkey" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3669.jpg" title="Towering chocolate Statue of Liberty sculpture inside Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World behind a roped barrier">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3669.jpg" alt="Towering chocolate Statue of Liberty sculpture inside Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World behind a roped barrier" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3670.jpg" title="Information placard explaining the 800-pound chocolate Statue of Liberty made from 8,258 Hershey&#39;s bars">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3670.jpg" alt="Information placard explaining the 800-pound chocolate Statue of Liberty made from 8,258 Hershey&#39;s bars" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3671.jpg" title="Back-side view of the chocolate Statue of Liberty sculpture on its pedestal beneath the store&#39;s industrial ceiling">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3671.jpg" alt="Back-side view of the chocolate Statue of Liberty sculpture on its pedestal beneath the store&#39;s industrial ceiling" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3674.jpg" title="Red Twizzlers Statue of Liberty sculpture made of licorice ropes beside a Twizzlers branded T-shirt rack">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3674.jpg" alt="Red Twizzlers Statue of Liberty sculpture made of licorice ropes beside a Twizzlers branded T-shirt rack" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>The Strip is also lined with candy stores that all blur together a bit. Sour Patch statues, life-size Elvis and Marilyn made of sugar, walls of bulk Jelly Belly.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3700.jpg" title="Self-serve Jelly Belly bulk dispensers in raspberry, strawberry daiquiri, and pina colada flavors">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3700.jpg" alt="Self-serve Jelly Belly bulk dispensers in raspberry, strawberry daiquiri, and pina colada flavors" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3701.jpg" title="Heart-labeled bulk PEZ dispensers in sour green apple, strawberry, and lemon at a Strip candy store">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3701.jpg" alt="Heart-labeled bulk PEZ dispensers in sour green apple, strawberry, and lemon at a Strip candy store" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3702.jpg" title="Wall of giant gummy bears and rainbow candy sticks under a &#39;Las Vegas&#39; sign inside a Strip candy shop">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3702.jpg" alt="Wall of giant gummy bears and rainbow candy sticks under a &#39;Las Vegas&#39; sign inside a Strip candy shop" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3703.jpg" title="Looking down the escalator into the colorful, multi-story I Love Sugar candy store on the Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3703.jpg" alt="Looking down the escalator into the colorful, multi-story I Love Sugar candy store on the Strip" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3732.jpg" title="Giant red Sour Patch Kid statue greeting visitors at the entrance of a Las Vegas candy store">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3732.jpg" alt="Giant red Sour Patch Kid statue greeting visitors at the entrance of a Las Vegas candy store" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3733.jpg" title="Imported Japanese strawberry shortcake Kit Kat bags hanging on a Vegas candy store display">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3733.jpg" alt="Imported Japanese strawberry shortcake Kit Kat bags hanging on a Vegas candy store display" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3734.jpg" title="Life-size candy sculptures of Elvis and Marilyn Monroe presiding over the It&#39;Sugar bulk-candy floor">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3734.jpg" alt="Life-size candy sculptures of Elvis and Marilyn Monroe presiding over the It&#39;Sugar bulk-candy floor" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3735.jpg" title="Big red Jelly Belly mascot statue with chef&#39;s hat standing by the &#39;Welcome to Fabulous Sugar&#39; sign">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3735.jpg" alt="Big red Jelly Belly mascot statue with chef&#39;s hat standing by the &#39;Welcome to Fabulous Sugar&#39; sign" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>Between the named places are the in-between places: vending awnings, sidewalk flyers, novelty kiosks, the visual textures of the Strip when no single landmark is in frame.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3607.jpg" title="Looking south down a quiet Las Vegas Boulevard with mountains on the horizon and a 5G antenna in the foreground">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3607.jpg" alt="Looking south down a quiet Las Vegas Boulevard with mountains on the horizon and a 5G antenna in the foreground" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3614.jpg" title="Taco Bell Cantina entrance on the Strip, its purple bell logo glowing beside a Subway and McDonald&#39;s">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3614.jpg" alt="Taco Bell Cantina entrance on the Strip, its purple bell logo glowing beside a Subway and McDonald&#39;s" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3615.jpg" title="CityCenter skyline view: Prada&#39;s checkered facade and Crystals mall sit beneath the Aria and Cosmopolitan towers">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3615.jpg" alt="CityCenter skyline view: Prada&#39;s checkered facade and Crystals mall sit beneath the Aria and Cosmopolitan towers" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3616.jpg" title="&#39;Chicken Ranch Leghorn Bar&#39; newsstand flyer on the sidewalk, a candid bit of Vegas Strip street advertising">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3616.jpg" alt="&#39;Chicken Ranch Leghorn Bar&#39; newsstand flyer on the sidewalk, a candid bit of Vegas Strip street advertising" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3617.jpg" title="Strip intersection with Park MGM, CVS, and the Waldorf Astoria, a &#39;Don&#39;t gamble with cash flow&#39; Ripple billboard above">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3617.jpg" alt="Strip intersection with Park MGM, CVS, and the Waldorf Astoria, a &#39;Don&#39;t gamble with cash flow&#39; Ripple billboard above" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3621.jpg" title="Denny&#39;s &#39;America&#39;s Diner&#39; entrance under Hard Rock Cafe banners, a man in a cap posing by the door">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3621.jpg" alt="Denny&#39;s &#39;America&#39;s Diner&#39; entrance under Hard Rock Cafe banners, a man in a cap posing by the door" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3641.jpg" title="Westgate Resorts food court entrance with Sbarro, Rock N&#39; Potato, Dirt Dog, and Happy Lemon signage above the doors">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3641.jpg" alt="Westgate Resorts food court entrance with Sbarro, Rock N&#39; Potato, Dirt Dog, and Happy Lemon signage above the doors" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3642.jpg" title="Five Guys &#39;Boozy Shakes + Floats + Breakfast All Day&#39; balcony bar advertisement wrapping a Strip storefront">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3642.jpg" alt="Five Guys &#39;Boozy Shakes + Floats + Breakfast All Day&#39; balcony bar advertisement wrapping a Strip storefront" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3649.jpg" title="Strip view through a green wrought-iron pedestrian fence toward Excalibur&#39;s distant towers and parked cars">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3649.jpg" alt="Strip view through a green wrought-iron pedestrian fence toward Excalibur&#39;s distant towers and parked cars" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3651.jpg" title="Looking south down Las Vegas Boulevard from a pedestrian bridge with palm trees and New York-New York on the left">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3651.jpg" alt="Looking south down Las Vegas Boulevard from a pedestrian bridge with palm trees and New York-New York on the left" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3652.jpg" title="Strip view past the New York-New York marquee toward Park MGM, Aria, and the Cosmopolitan in the distance">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3652.jpg" alt="Strip view past the New York-New York marquee toward Park MGM, Aria, and the Cosmopolitan in the distance" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3653.jpg" title="Pedestrian bridge view south on the Strip toward Mandalay Bay, Excalibur, and the Tropicana intersection">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3653.jpg" alt="Pedestrian bridge view south on the Strip toward Mandalay Bay, Excalibur, and the Tropicana intersection" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3672.jpg" title="Novelty gift shop shelf with Cock-A-Doodle Brew tea infuser and Feline Lucky cat-shaped bottle opener boxes">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3672.jpg" alt="Novelty gift shop shelf with Cock-A-Doodle Brew tea infuser and Feline Lucky cat-shaped bottle opener boxes" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3673.jpg" title="Quirky kitchen sponges shaped like Stranger Things VHS cassettes and a &#39;Rinse Charming&#39; dirty mind sponge pack">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3673.jpg" alt="Quirky kitchen sponges shaped like Stranger Things VHS cassettes and a &#39;Rinse Charming&#39; dirty mind sponge pack" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3686.jpg" title="Close-up of a Strip resort facade showing partial &#39;RESORT&#39; lettering and a red Stranger Things bar sign">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3686.jpg" alt="Close-up of a Strip resort facade showing partial &#39;RESORT&#39; lettering and a red Stranger Things bar sign" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3687.jpg" title="Showcase Mall storefront with M&amp;M&#39;s World yellow mascot flag, Coca-Cola sign, and Marshalls awning">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3687.jpg" alt="Showcase Mall storefront with M&amp;M&#39;s World yellow mascot flag, Coca-Cola sign, and Marshalls awning" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3696.jpg" title="Pedestrian bridge view of the Strip&#39;s palm-lined median looking north toward the Bellagio and a digital billboard">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3696.jpg" alt="Pedestrian bridge view of the Strip&#39;s palm-lined median looking north toward the Bellagio and a digital billboard" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3698.jpg" title="&#39;Carians&#39; novelty chocolate fried-chicken candy box sign at a souvenir kiosk with Labubu mystery boxes">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3698.jpg" alt="&#39;Carians&#39; novelty chocolate fried-chicken candy box sign at a souvenir kiosk with Labubu mystery boxes" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3730.jpg" title="Walk-up window of Dirt Dog, the LA-style street food stand, with its big bacon-wrapped hot dog menu">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3730.jpg" alt="Walk-up window of Dirt Dog, the LA-style street food stand, with its big bacon-wrapped hot dog menu" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>I was looking for a stereotypical shot of Vegas. A pair of showgirls outside Caramella happily obliged (at a cost, of course).</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3715.jpg" title="Posing with two Vegas showgirls in pink-and-orange feathered costumes outside Caramella Italian">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3715.jpg" alt="Posing with two Vegas showgirls in pink-and-orange feathered costumes outside Caramella Italian" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3717.jpg" title="Showgirls strike a high-feather pose, the Caramella restaurant sign glowing behind them">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3717.jpg" alt="Showgirls strike a high-feather pose, the Caramella restaurant sign glowing behind them" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3719.jpg" title="Pink-and-orange feathered showgirls flank the camera with arms raised outside Caramella on the Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3719.jpg" alt="Pink-and-orange feathered showgirls flank the camera with arms raised outside Caramella on the Strip" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3720.jpg" title="Two showgirls grin for the camera, sequined costumes and ostrich plumes catching the sun">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3720.jpg" alt="Two showgirls grin for the camera, sequined costumes and ostrich plumes catching the sun" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3728.jpg" title="Final showgirl shot, centered between dancers in a knee-up feathered pose outside Caramella">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3728.jpg" alt="Final showgirl shot, centered between dancers in a knee-up feathered pose outside Caramella" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>One picture I wasn’t expecting, but became my target once my team gave the heads-up, was <a href="https://www.bluey.tv/">Bluey</a> and Bingo. Both of them gave me hugs while your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man did his Peter Parker routine. This time, I was more than happy to pay for the memories, pictures, and video.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3489.jpg" title="Black backpack with Bluey character clip and bandana, the trip&#39;s trusty companion, perched on an Amtrak seat">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3489.jpg" alt="Black backpack with Bluey character clip and bandana, the trip&#39;s trusty companion, perched on an Amtrak seat" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3503.jpg" title="Bluey episode playing on the Metropolitan Lounge TV at Chicago Union Station, on-theme for a Bluey-toting traveler">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3503.jpg" alt="Bluey episode playing on the Metropolitan Lounge TV at Chicago Union Station, on-theme for a Bluey-toting traveler" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3706.jpg" title="Posing with Bluey and Bingo costumed performers on the Strip sidewalk near Paris Las Vegas">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3706.jpg" alt="Posing with Bluey and Bingo costumed performers on the Strip sidewalk near Paris Las Vegas" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3707.jpg" title="Flanked by Bluey and Bingo mascots with the Eiffel Tower replica rising behind on the Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3707.jpg" alt="Flanked by Bluey and Bingo mascots with the Eiffel Tower replica rising behind on the Strip" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3708.jpg" title="Posing with Bluey and Bingo characters, Caesars Palace and the Paris tower visible across the boulevard">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3708.jpg" alt="Posing with Bluey and Bingo characters, Caesars Palace and the Paris tower visible across the boulevard" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3709.jpg" title="Spider-Man street performer crashes a selfie alongside the Bluey and Bingo mascots on the Strip">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3709.jpg" alt="Spider-Man street performer crashes a selfie alongside the Bluey and Bingo mascots on the Strip" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3710.jpg" title="Spider-Man selfie continues, standing between Bluey and Bingo as Strip pedestrians wander past">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3710.jpg" alt="Spider-Man selfie continues, standing between Bluey and Bingo as Strip pedestrians wander past" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3731.jpg" title="Hand holding a tiny orange Bingo plush ball, found among a stack of character plushies">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3731.jpg" alt="Hand holding a tiny orange Bingo plush ball, found among a stack of character plushies" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>Rachel didn’t ask for any specific souvenirs, beyond pressed pennies. So a quiet side mission of the day was tracking down souvenir-penny machines around the Strip. I came back with more than twenty. <a href="https://www.bubbagump.com/">Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.</a> turned out to have one of the machines I had been hunting, which is why a Forrest Gump-themed restaurant gets its own gallery on a Las Vegas trip post.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3693.jpg" title="Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. storefront inside a Strip mall with rippled metal awning and merchandise visible inside">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3693.jpg" alt="Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. storefront inside a Strip mall with rippled metal awning and merchandise visible inside" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3695.jpg" title="Bubba Gump&#39;s Movie Tee Wall with stacks of Forrest Gump-themed shirts beneath a Dr Pepper bottle-cap sign">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3695.jpg" alt="Bubba Gump&#39;s Movie Tee Wall with stacks of Forrest Gump-themed shirts beneath a Dr Pepper bottle-cap sign" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3664.jpg" title="Coin-operated Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World pressed-penny machine with crank handle and visible gear mechanism">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3664.jpg" alt="Coin-operated Hershey&#39;s Chocolate World pressed-penny machine with crank handle and visible gear mechanism" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3665.jpg" title="Hershey&#39;s electronic pressed-penny vending machine with touchscreen design picker and Apple Pay reader">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3665.jpg" alt="Hershey&#39;s electronic pressed-penny vending machine with touchscreen design picker and Apple Pay reader" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3694.jpg" title="Bubba Gump pressed-medallion souvenir machine showing four Forrest Gump quote coin designs to choose from">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3694.jpg" alt="Bubba Gump pressed-medallion souvenir machine showing four Forrest Gump quote coin designs to choose from" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3704.jpg" title="Haul of 20+ shiny pressed-penny souvenirs collected around the Strip, piled up as a gift for Rachel">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3704.jpg" alt="Haul of 20+ shiny pressed-penny souvenirs collected around the Strip, piled up as a gift for Rachel" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>The trip home started at 9 PM with a taxi to the shuttle station, then the van back to Kingman, where I sat outside the locked depot and waited for the eastbound Chief at 2 AM.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3736.jpg" title="&#39;Kingman Station&#39; Amtrak platform sign behind iron fencing, glowing under tree shadows in the night">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3736.jpg" alt="&#39;Kingman Station&#39; Amtrak platform sign behind iron fencing, glowing under tree shadows in the night" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3737.jpg" title="The small Spanish-style Kingman, AZ depot at night, &#39;KINGMAN&#39; lettering above the locked red door">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3737.jpg" alt="The small Spanish-style Kingman, AZ depot at night, &#39;KINGMAN&#39; lettering above the locked red door" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3738.jpg" title="Amtrak Southwest Chief locomotive 138 idling alongside the Kingman platform canopy in the dark">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3738.jpg" alt="Amtrak Southwest Chief locomotive 138 idling alongside the Kingman platform canopy in the dark" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3739.jpg" title="Crew member boards Amtrak P42 #138 &#39;Beech Grove&#39; at Kingman, headlights cutting the desert night">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3739.jpg" alt="Crew member boards Amtrak P42 #138 &#39;Beech Grove&#39; at Kingman, headlights cutting the desert night" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3740.jpg" title="Amtrak 138 stopped beside the lit Kingman depot, platform stretching empty under a tall lamp">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3740.jpg" alt="Amtrak 138 stopped beside the lit Kingman depot, platform stretching empty under a tall lamp" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3741.jpg" title="Wider view of Amtrak 138 at the Kingman platform, station building glowing on the left at 2 AM">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3741.jpg" alt="Wider view of Amtrak 138 at the Kingman platform, station building glowing on the left at 2 AM" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3742.jpg" title="Empty Kingman platform looking down the tracks, distant headlight approaching from the east">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3742.jpg" alt="Empty Kingman platform looking down the tracks, distant headlight approaching from the east" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3743.jpg" title="Long exposure of an inbound train&#39;s headlight glaring down the Kingman Amtrak platform at night">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3743.jpg" alt="Long exposure of an inbound train&#39;s headlight glaring down the Kingman Amtrak platform at night" />
      </a>
    
  
    
      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3744.jpg" title="Approaching Southwest Chief headlight flares over the rails as I wait on the Kingman platform">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3744.jpg" alt="Approaching Southwest Chief headlight flares over the rails as I wait on the Kingman platform" />
      </a>
    
  
  
</figure>

<p>Northern Arizona at sunrise, then the Gallup escarpment along Route 66.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3745.jpg" title="High desert scrubland and dirt road glide past at golden hour, somewhere across northern Arizona on the eastbound Chief">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3745.jpg" alt="High desert scrubland and dirt road glide past at golden hour, somewhere across northern Arizona on the eastbound Chief" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3746.jpg" title="A massive sandstone dome rises beside the Amtrak right-of-way, classic red-rock country east of Winslow, AZ">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3746.jpg" alt="A massive sandstone dome rises beside the Amtrak right-of-way, classic red-rock country east of Winslow, AZ" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3747.jpg" title="The blue Amtrak sign for Gallup, NM frames a Route 66 stop with a Zuni fetishes shop visible across the way">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3747.jpg" alt="The blue Amtrak sign for Gallup, NM frames a Route 66 stop with a Zuni fetishes shop visible across the way" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3748.jpg" title="Gallup&#39;s pueblo-style downtown with a vintage red caboose and a Route 66 mural beside the station platform">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3748.jpg" alt="Gallup&#39;s pueblo-style downtown with a vintage red caboose and a Route 66 mural beside the station platform" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3749.jpg" title="Sandstone cliffs of the Gallup escarpment loom over highway businesses just north of the BNSF tracks">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3749.jpg" alt="Sandstone cliffs of the Gallup escarpment loom over highway businesses just north of the BNSF tracks" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3750.jpg" title="Red-dirt rail yard sweeps toward distant mesas as Gallup, NM stretches out beneath a clear desert sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3750.jpg" alt="Red-dirt rail yard sweeps toward distant mesas as Gallup, NM stretches out beneath a clear desert sky" />
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<p>The Albuquerque break was long enough to walk past the vendor tables, where I picked up a double-sized blanket that turned out to be the most welcome purchase of the whole trip for the long ride home. Then Lamy again, and by late afternoon a rainstorm was streaking the windows over the high plains.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3753.jpg" title="A patchwork tie-dye Squirtle plush perched on Pendleton-style blankets at the Albuquerque vendor tables, $20 sign attached">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3753.jpg" alt="A patchwork tie-dye Squirtle plush perched on Pendleton-style blankets at the Albuquerque vendor tables, $20 sign attached" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3754.jpg" title="Albuquerque&#39;s pueblo-revival Amtrak/Greyhound station with its tile-roofed bell tower and arched arcade in the midday sun">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3754.jpg" alt="Albuquerque&#39;s pueblo-revival Amtrak/Greyhound station with its tile-roofed bell tower and arched arcade in the midday sun" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3757.jpg" title="The lonely &#39;Lamy, NM&#39; platform sign stands alone in scrub and pinon hills, the quiet stop for Santa Fe">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3757.jpg" alt="The lonely &#39;Lamy, NM&#39; platform sign stands alone in scrub and pinon hills, the quiet stop for Santa Fe" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3759.jpg" title="Looking down the gravel ballast at Lamy with a small station sign and juniper-dotted slope rising beyond">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3759.jpg" alt="Looking down the gravel ballast at Lamy with a small station sign and juniper-dotted slope rising beyond" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3760.jpg" title="Rain streaks the train window over the high plains of northeastern New Mexico after climbing toward Raton Pass">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3760.jpg" alt="Rain streaks the train window over the high plains of northeastern New Mexico after climbing toward Raton Pass" />
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<p>The next morning’s surprise was Fort Madison: a long stop, a preserved caboose to walk past, and then the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mississippi_River">Mississippi River</a> crossing on the swing bridge out of town. That bridge was the photographic highlight of the way home.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3766.jpg" title="The handsome brick Fort Madison depot with its red tile roof and turret, passengers stretching their legs in Iowa sun">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3766.jpg" alt="The handsome brick Fort Madison depot with its red tile roof and turret, passengers stretching their legs in Iowa sun" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3767.jpg" title="A preserved Santa Fe ATSF caboose #235 in red and yellow on display near the Fort Madison station grounds">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3767.jpg" alt="A preserved Santa Fe ATSF caboose #235 in red and yellow on display near the Fort Madison station grounds" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3768.jpg" title="Inside a vintage rail car at Fort Madison: mint-green walls, a brakeman&#39;s desk, leather bench, and overhead air tank">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3768.jpg" alt="Inside a vintage rail car at Fort Madison: mint-green walls, a brakeman&#39;s desk, leather bench, and overhead air tank" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3769.jpg" title="The Stars and Stripes flies over the Fort Madison, IA depot as our Amtrak Superliner waits at the platform">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3769.jpg" alt="The Stars and Stripes flies over the Fort Madison, IA depot as our Amtrak Superliner waits at the platform" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3770.jpg" title="View across the rail yard fence to the Mississippi riverfront park at Fort Madison, fountain spraying in the distance">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3770.jpg" alt="View across the rail yard fence to the Mississippi riverfront park at Fort Madison, fountain spraying in the distance" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3771.jpg" title="Sun glares off the Mississippi behind a Fort Madison riverfront pavilion, seen across the rails through chain-link">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3771.jpg" alt="Sun glares off the Mississippi behind a Fort Madison riverfront pavilion, seen across the rails through chain-link" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3773.jpg" title="Crossing the Mississippi River out of Fort Madison through the black steel girders of the swing bridge">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3773.jpg" alt="Crossing the Mississippi River out of Fort Madison through the black steel girders of the swing bridge" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3774.jpg" title="Bridge ironwork frames a muddy Mississippi crossing as the train rumbles east off the Iowa shore">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3774.jpg" alt="Bridge ironwork frames a muddy Mississippi crossing as the train rumbles east off the Iowa shore" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3775.jpg" title="A yellow channel marker barge sits in the Mississippi current, glimpsed through the trusses of the Fort Madison bridge">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3775.jpg" alt="A yellow channel marker barge sits in the Mississippi current, glimpsed through the trusses of the Fort Madison bridge" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3776.jpg" title="Mid-river view of the Mississippi from inside the BNSF/Amtrak truss bridge leaving Fort Madison">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3776.jpg" alt="Mid-river view of the Mississippi from inside the BNSF/Amtrak truss bridge leaving Fort Madison" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3777.jpg" title="Looking out over old timber piers in the Mississippi, the Illinois shore approaching beyond the steelwork">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3777.jpg" alt="Looking out over old timber piers in the Mississippi, the Illinois shore approaching beyond the steelwork" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3778.jpg" title="Wide shot of the Mississippi from the Fort Madison bridge, sunlit water stretching to forested banks">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3778.jpg" alt="Wide shot of the Mississippi from the Fort Madison bridge, sunlit water stretching to forested banks" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3779.jpg" title="Triangular bridge truss frames a low-angle look at the muddy Mississippi current below">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3779.jpg" alt="Triangular bridge truss frames a low-angle look at the muddy Mississippi current below" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3780.jpg" title="Birds wheel above the brown Mississippi as steel diagonals slice the sky on the river crossing">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3780.jpg" alt="Birds wheel above the brown Mississippi as steel diagonals slice the sky on the river crossing" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3781.jpg" title="Last view of the Mississippi as the Fort Madison bridge ends and Illinois&#39;s wooded shore comes into focus">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3781.jpg" alt="Last view of the Mississippi as the Fort Madison bridge ends and Illinois&#39;s wooded shore comes into focus" />
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<p>Then Illinois, a four-hour Chicago layover, and the <a href="https://www.amtrak.com/floridian-train">Floridian</a> east. The roomette on the Floridian has both a sink and a toilet. Actually, the train on the way to Chicago only had a sink. The last few hours through Indiana and Ohio were dark, ending with the Toledo platform sign at some hour I’d rather not name.</p>

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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3782.jpg" title="A backwater slough lined with brush and ties slides by under a wide Illinois sky west of Galesburg">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3782.jpg" alt="A backwater slough lined with brush and ties slides by under a wide Illinois sky west of Galesburg" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3783.jpg" title="Stacked timber ties along a quiet Illinois lake or backwater, tracks gleaming in afternoon sun">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3783.jpg" alt="Stacked timber ties along a quiet Illinois lake or backwater, tracks gleaming in afternoon sun" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3784.jpg" title="A power-line tower stands beside still water as the train skirts a wide pond in central Illinois">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3784.jpg" alt="A power-line tower stands beside still water as the train skirts a wide pond in central Illinois" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3785.jpg" title="Parallel track stretches alongside a glassy Illinois lake under a big midday sky">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3785.jpg" alt="Parallel track stretches alongside a glassy Illinois lake under a big midday sky" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3786.jpg" title="Wider lake view in northern Illinois with parallel running track and the far shore on the horizon">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3786.jpg" alt="Wider lake view in northern Illinois with parallel running track and the far shore on the horizon" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3787.jpg" title="A red-and-white &#39;Rock Island Route&#39; caboose rests on display under shade trees beside the Illinois Amtrak corridor">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3787.jpg" alt="A red-and-white &#39;Rock Island Route&#39; caboose rests on display under shade trees beside the Illinois Amtrak corridor" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3788.jpg" alt="A small-town Illinois depot of red board-and-batten with antique farm implements lined up out back" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3789.jpg" title="BNSF orange-and-green locomotives sit in a small Illinois rail yard under stormy gray skies">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3789.jpg" alt="BNSF orange-and-green locomotives sit in a small Illinois rail yard under stormy gray skies" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3790.jpg" title="The brick Naperville Metra/Amtrak station with its arched portico, passengers waiting on the platform bench">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3790.jpg" alt="The brick Naperville Metra/Amtrak station with its arched portico, passengers waiting on the platform bench" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3792.jpg" title="&#39;American Made, World Approved, Pope Leo XIV, Est. 2025&#39; sweatshirt spotted at a Chicago-area gift shop">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3792.jpg" alt="&#39;American Made, World Approved, Pope Leo XIV, Est. 2025&#39; sweatshirt spotted at a Chicago-area gift shop" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3793.jpg" title="Looking down the Chicago River canyon between glass-and-steel skyscrapers from a riverwalk railing">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3793.jpg" alt="Looking down the Chicago River canyon between glass-and-steel skyscrapers from a riverwalk railing" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3794.jpg" title="A movable bridge over the Chicago River with its old stone bridge tender&#39;s house tucked beside the Loop towers">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3794.jpg" alt="A movable bridge over the Chicago River with its old stone bridge tender&#39;s house tucked beside the Loop towers" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3795.jpg" title="The Adams Street entrance canopy of Chicago Union Station, gold lettering against a cloudy spring sky">
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3796.jpg" title="The grand colonnade of Chicago Union Station&#39;s headhouse seen from across Canal Street">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3796.jpg" alt="The grand colonnade of Chicago Union Station&#39;s headhouse seen from across Canal Street" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3797.jpg" title="Inside Chicago Union Station: gold &#39;UNION STATION&#39; letters above the Amtrak escalators down to the gates">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3797.jpg" alt="Inside Chicago Union Station: gold &#39;UNION STATION&#39; letters above the Amtrak escalators down to the gates" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3799.jpg" title="The unusual roomette: in-room toilet seat folded down beside the sink, towels stacked, on the Floridian">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3799.jpg" alt="The unusual roomette: in-room toilet seat folded down beside the sink, towels stacked, on the Floridian" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3800.jpg" title="Roomette #1 set up with bench seats facing each other across the aisle, Chicago platform visible through the window">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3800.jpg" alt="Roomette #1 set up with bench seats facing each other across the aisle, Chicago platform visible through the window" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3801.jpg" title="Golden-hour Chicago skyline glows beyond the rail yard as the eastbound train slides out of Union Station">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3801.jpg" alt="Golden-hour Chicago skyline glows beyond the rail yard as the eastbound train slides out of Union Station" />
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          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3805.jpg" alt="Last blue-gray light of dusk filters through trackside trees somewhere in northern Indiana" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3806.jpg" title="Full dark over Indiana woods, just a single light flickering through the silhouettes from the train window">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3806.jpg" alt="Full dark over Indiana woods, just a single light flickering through the silhouettes from the train window" />
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      <a href="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3809.jpg" title="The blue &#39;TOLEDO&#39; platform sign hangs under the dim canopy of Toledo&#39;s Amtrak station in the small hours">
          <img src="/assets/posts/2026-05-08-five-hours-and-zero-stories/img_3809.jpg" alt="The blue &#39;TOLEDO&#39; platform sign hangs under the dim canopy of Toledo&#39;s Amtrak station in the small hours" />
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<p>Forty hours each way is a lot of train. I’d do it again in a heartbeat.</p>]]></content>
      

      
      
      
      
      

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        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Last month I took the Southwest Chief out to Las Vegas and back for SmartSense’s company summit. Flying would have taken five hours and zero stories. The train took roughly forty hours each way, which gave me a lot of time to write and to read a couple of books cover to cover. I also shared mutliple meals with different and interesting people.]]></summary>
      

      
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      <title type="html">Choosing the Uncomfortable</title>
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        <content type="html" xml:base="https://acegayhart.com/2026/05/07/choosing-the-uncomfortable/"><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://acegayhart.com/assets/posts/2026-05-07-choosing-the-uncomfortable/hasan-almasi-eO9J7N3OdQE-unsplash.jpg" alt="Choosing the Uncomfortable" /></p><p>A teammate texted me about an escape room on Sunday night, the Sunday night before our work summit started. My first instinct was to figure out how to politely decline.</p>

<p>I was on a train somewhere west of Chicago at the time, two days into a slow trip from Ohio to Las Vegas. The slow approach felt like the right way to enter a week I had been quietly dreading. I was reading <em>The First 90 Days</em> between dining car meals, trying to make peace with the fact that I had not done a great job of those first 90 days myself. And I was watching myself reach, one more time, for the comfortable answer.</p>

<p>I caught it. Skipping the escape room would cost me at most a few dollars and an awkward two hours. Going might give me a few hours with people I do not see in person often. I was about to choose the worst option for no reason except that I usually do.</p>

<p>A few days later, our summit had a session by Shawn Willis on what he calls Radical Adaptability. The framing that stuck with me was simple. To start something better, you have to end something. A small amount of discomfort now buys a different tomorrow. Listening to him, I thought about how often I get hung up on my own processes at work. I have a way I like to do things. The way I like to do things slows the team down. Knowing that has not, on its own, been enough to make me stop.</p>

<p>The pattern is the same. The escape room. The process. The quiet evening at home instead of the new thing. Each one is a small case of holding on too tightly to a known shape, even when the known shape is not serving anyone, including me.</p>

<p>The version of this I want to write is the heroic one where I went to the escape room, had a great time, and came back changed. I never made it. By the time I checked into the hotel, I had been awake for a day and a half, and I slept for thirteen hours straight. The honest version is that I have a list of small choices in front of me that I can practice loosening my grip on. Sometimes I do. I went to the cocktail party I had been planning to skip, and stayed long enough to count. Sometimes I do not. The process I keep running my way is still mine.</p>

<p>For me, the work is not a single grand pivot. It is noticing the pull toward the comfortable answer often enough that I can sometimes choose the other one before the moment passes.</p>

<p>Where are you holding on too tight?</p>]]></content>
      

      
      
      
      
      

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        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[A teammate texted me about an escape room on Sunday night, the Sunday night before our work summit started. My first instinct was to figure out how to politely decline.]]></summary>
      

      
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      <title type="html">AI Didn’t Write the Manual</title>
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      <published>2026-04-17T20:56:35-04:00</published>
      <updated>2026-04-17T20:56:35-04:00</updated>
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        <content type="html" xml:base="https://acegayhart.com/2026/04/17/ai-didnt-write-the-manual/"><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://acegayhart.com/assets/images/Ace.png" alt="AI Didn&apos;t Write the Manual" /></p><p>One thing I wasn’t expecting to use AI for was call-in support. Several weeks ago, I could hear one of my PC fans starting to die. My computer is at least seven years old, so a failing component isn’t unexpected. After opening up the case, I located the whining fan on one of my GPUs.</p>

<p>I started searching for replacement fans when I realized that it would be easier to swap out the GPU. The age of my motherboard limited my upgrade options. I used Claude Code to query my system and recommend used GPU options.</p>

<p>Finding a compatible GPU model was relatively straightforward. Then I started wondering whether I should swap out the still-working GPU. Claude correctly pointed out that my PSU was a bit underpowered for two new GPUs and recommended upgrading it.</p>

<p>New PSUs are quite easy to find. But Claude also flagged another issue that hadn’t crossed my mind: my motherboard has a proprietary pin-out, and a standard cable could fry it. That sent me on the hunt for an adapter cable.</p>

<p>As I was searching for things, or rather, as Claude was searching eBay listings, I wondered if there were other practical upgrades. I was curious about running a local AI model. While I knew my computer wouldn’t be quick, it would give me a way to test models without limits and without worrying about how my conversations might be used. A side conversation with Claude confirmed that it was possible, but also recommended a CPU upgrade.</p>

<p>Once I had most of the parts in hand, I started with the PSU swap. I removed the old one and started to put in the new one. The PSU I picked was modular, a first for me, if that tells you about how long it’s been since I’ve done any major upgrades.</p>

<p>I connected the PSU to the adapter, then to the motherboard. So far, so good. Then, I found a port that I didn’t have a cable for. Not wanting to put the old one back in to do some additional research, I fired up the mobile app. While I prefer typing, it was convenient to talk to the AI and describe what I was trying to do. I was today years old when I learned that some modular cables are meant to split. Mind blown! When I ran into a similar issue trying to plug in an 8-pin cable into one of the GPU’s 6-pin ports, I wasn’t stymied this time.</p>

<p>I had similar questions as I was swapping out the CPU. The last one I had done required me to pry it out and didn’t require thermal paste or a heatsink. (Did I mention how long it’s been since I’ve had to swap out hardware?) But, rather than having to call a support line, I kept my voice conversation open.</p>

<p>A few things crossed my mind as I was going through this process. First, components are easier to swap out now than I remembered.</p>

<p>Second, there are always new things to learn. Some modular cables can split. Who knew? As an educator, I should expect to be surprised, and it’s still fun when I am.</p>

<p>Third, and perhaps most importantly, AI won’t replace everyone. Sure, it may require jobs to change. But my upgrade venture was only successful because a person (multiple people, likely) captured that information somewhere. AI didn’t create the information; it just facilitated my access to it. It was like the first time I connected online (on a BBS); it opened new avenues for education and exploration.</p>]]></content>
      

      
      
      
      
      

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      <title type="html">AI Found $5,000 I Had Missed</title>
      <link href="https://acegayhart.com/2026/04/05/ai-found-5000-i-had-missed/" rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="AI Found $5,000 I Had Missed" />
      <published>2026-04-05T16:54:11-04:00</published>
      <updated>2026-04-05T16:54:11-04:00</updated>
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        <content type="html" xml:base="https://acegayhart.com/2026/04/05/ai-found-5000-i-had-missed/"><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://acegayhart.com/assets/images/Ace.png" alt="AI Found $5,000 I Had Missed" /></p><p>I have been using AI in my work for a while now. But some of the most practical wins have been personal.</p>

<p>I have a Health Savings Account that I intentionally do not spend down. Instead, I pay medical expenses out of pocket and let the HSA grow as an investment account. The idea is to withdraw it in retirement with no penalty. Triple tax advantage. It is a solid strategy; it also means I need to track every eligible expense in case the IRS ever asks.</p>

<p>I had started a spreadsheet and a folder structure to manage this. After a while, it became tedious enough that I kept putting it off.</p>

<p>So I handed it to Claude Code. I gave it a folder of receipts and documents, along with a set of instructions. It organized the files, built a ledger of eligible expenses by year, and generated documentation that future me (or future AI) can use to keep it up to date.</p>

<p>It also found roughly $5,000 in eligible expenses I had missed.</p>

<p>That is the part that stuck with me. Not just the time saved, but the fact that it caught something I would not have. That is AI as a practical tool. Not a demo. Not a gimmick. Something that quietly does useful work.</p>

<p>I am curious what unglamorous problems you have handed off to AI lately.</p>]]></content>
      

      
      
      
      
      

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      <title type="html">Even Teachers Have to Learn</title>
      <link href="https://acegayhart.com/2026/03/26/even-teachers-have-to-learn/" rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="Even Teachers Have to Learn" />
      <published>2026-03-26T10:05:58-04:00</published>
      <updated>2026-03-26T10:05:58-04:00</updated>
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        <content type="html" xml:base="https://acegayhart.com/2026/03/26/even-teachers-have-to-learn/"><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://acegayhart.com/assets/images/Ace.png" alt="Even Teachers Have to Learn" /></p><p>I recently started reading “The First 90 Days” by Michael Watkins. I am only through Chapter 2, so this is not a review.</p>

<p>Chapter 2 is titled “Accelerate Your Learning.” The premise is straightforward: when transitioning into a new role, learning should be deliberate, structured, and intentional. Not passive. Not assumed.</p>

<p>That landed differently than I expected.</p>

<p>I have spent much of my career in both technology and higher education. Learning is supposed to be something I am good at. But Chapter 2 reminded me that knowing how to learn and actually doing it deliberately are two different things. It is easy to assume that experience fills the gaps. It does not always.</p>

<p>Transitioning into engineering management has reinforced that for me. There is a lot I do not know yet, and the only way through it is to be an active, humble participant in my own development.</p>

<p>A structured learning plan is not just a tool for new employees or career changers. It is a habit worth building at every stage.</p>

<p>I am curious how others approach this. Do you have a deliberate learning practice during transitions? Or does it tend to happen more organically? How do you handle learning more broadly?</p>]]></content>
      

      
      
      
      
      

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      <title type="html">What the Dashboard Cannot See</title>
      <link href="https://acegayhart.com/2026/03/14/what-the-dashboard-cannot-see/" rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="What the Dashboard Cannot See" />
      <published>2026-03-14T16:25:55-04:00</published>
      <updated>2026-03-14T16:25:55-04:00</updated>
      <id>https://acegayhart.com/2026/03/14/what-the-dashboard-cannot-see</id>
      
      

      
      
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://acegayhart.com/2026/03/14/what-the-dashboard-cannot-see/"><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://acegayhart.com/assets/images/Ace.png" alt="What the Dashboard Cannot See" /></p><p>We recently introduced an AI-powered developer metrics system across all of our engineering teams.</p>

<p>Ten weeks in, and it is already changing how I think about performance visibility. For better and for worse.</p>

<p>The system tracks the usual signals: PRs, commits, reviews, merges, ticket activity, documentation, etc. Each week, everyone gets an individual summary with AI commentary. What went well, and one actionable step to improve. As a manager, I also get a team-wide view. I am included in that too; I get the same metrics everyone else does.</p>

<p>When scores are high, people feel seen. When scores are low, people feel judged.</p>

<p>That second part matters. Because the system does not know about the engineer who spent three days tracking down a flaky test pipeline. It does not see the manual testing or the cross-team dependencies that quietly ate a sprint. And when tickets are blocked or poorly ordered, that is not always the engineer. Correctly ordering tickets and flagging dependencies are my responsibility, along with my principal engineers. The metrics will reflect that, and right now, they are telling me I have work to do there.</p>

<p>AI commentary can surface patterns. It cannot supply context.</p>

<p>That is not an argument against the system. It is genuinely useful. But ten weeks in, my biggest takeaway is this: the metrics are a starting point for a conversation, not a conclusion. I am still learning how to use them well.</p>

<p>Measure what you can. Stay curious about what you cannot.</p>

<p>Seeing this in your org too? I would love to hear how other engineering leaders are thinking about it.</p>]]></content>
      

      
      
      
      
      

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      <title type="html">When AI Makes Fraud Look Professional</title>
      <link href="https://acegayhart.com/2026/03/08/when-ai-makes-fraud-look-professional/" rel="alternate" type="text/html" title="When AI Makes Fraud Look Professional" />
      <published>2026-03-08T13:49:54-04:00</published>
      <updated>2026-03-08T13:49:54-04:00</updated>
      <id>https://acegayhart.com/2026/03/08/when-ai-makes-fraud-look-professional</id>
      
      

      
      
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://acegayhart.com/2026/03/08/when-ai-makes-fraud-look-professional/"><![CDATA[<p><img src="https://acegayhart.com/assets/images/Ace.png" alt="When AI Makes Fraud Look Professional" /></p><p>This has happened enough times now that it’s worth talking about.</p>

<p>Over the past few weeks, I’ve received multiple emails pitching the same “opportunity”: someone finds my GitHub or LinkedIn, notes I’m US-based, and proposes a partnership where I’d be the face, they’d do the technical work from overseas, and we’d split the revenue. They frame it as legitimate. It isn’t. It’s identity and contract fraud.</p>

<p>What’s notable is the outreach itself. It’s polished, personalized, and well-structured. It had the kind of writing that used to signal a real professional had made an effort. Now it signals something different. The em dashes in the email are a recurring tell (though not absolute proof—I like using them when I write).</p>

<p>I’m a genuine AI advocate. I use it to improve my work, and I regularly look for new ways to apply it. But this is the other edge of that technology: convincing fraud outreach at scale, cheap to produce, easy to personalize.</p>

<p>The bar for “this looks legitimate” just got a lot lower. Adjust accordingly.</p>

<p>Seeing this too? I’m curious how widespread it is.</p>]]></content>
      

      
      
      
      
      

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